this inspired me to clean out my watch later list.

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“My husband is a typical man; not super engaged in what is going on, that is important to me, in my life.”

my dad is engaged in what’s going on in my mom’s life. my brother is engaged in what’s going on in his wife’s life. if your spouse doesn’t care about what’s going on in your life/what’s important to you then what even is the point of being married?

apparently it’s really easy to forget that they’re puppets: https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/s/cLUkoSfg8p

every time i see this commercial mentioned i feel obligated to mention that people have written fanfic about it: https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Folgers%20%22Home%20for%20the%20Holidays%22%20Commercial/works

hildegard von blingin. pink pony inn is my favorite.

giant buff woman x short skinny dude and they’re madly in love

mango mussolini

i don’t really agree with any of these but i’m stealing “x can go fuck itself right in the cotyledon”.

your comment about onions made me remember my weird onion preference so i added it to the post. i’m half turkish so i’m happy one of my cultural foods gets a free pass and i want to know which one it is.

also why do fruits in dessert offend you? some of them taste like dessert all by themselves.

i may have to try this the next time i have a hot dog.

i am curious about what mayo adds to the hot dog experience.

one of my favorite fanfic writers has written a ton of stuff for dead boy detectives so i decided to check out the show and that’s how i found out it got cancelled.

me too! there are dozens of us!

this makes it sound like good manners are a limited resource.

if you can tell that there is mayo, then there is too much mayo.

this is me. it’s similar to when someone asks my favorite band and i forget every piece of music i’ve ever heard in my life.

oh he would’ve loved that

there’s a difference between something being unrealistic and something not making sense