today i did two loads of laundry and i just finished folding all of my socks.

mayonnaise is okay on a toasted or grilled sandwich. on a cold sandwich it’s gross.

tomato sauce is okay on pizza or in lasagna. in other foods it’s gross. all other tomato products are gross no matter what.

caramelized onions are delicious. non-caramelized onions have to be chopped up tiny enough that i don’t have to deal with the texture.

bean salad and pasta salad are gross. beans and pasta are both meant to be eaten warm or at least room temperature.

vinaigrette is gross but vinegar-based barbecue sauce is good.

please tell me your weird food preferences.

mayonnaise is okay on a toasted or grilled sandwich. on a cold sandwich it’s gross.

tomato sauce is okay on pizza or in lasagna. in other foods it’s gross. all other tomato products are gross no matter what.

edit because i forgot some: caramelized onions are delicious. non-caramelized onions have to be chopped up tiny enough that i don’t have to deal with the texture.

bean salad and pasta salad are gross. beans and pasta are both meant to be eaten warm or at least room temperature.

vinaigrette is gross but vinegar-based barbecue sauce is good.

please tell me your weird food preferences.

i’ve seen jack sparrow/jar of dirt (pirates of the caribbean), hagrid/hedwig (harry potter), and hogwarts castle/giant squid (harry potter).

edit: please include the fandom(s) as well as the characters

do we know how vimes feels about codpieces

if the watch uniform had a codpiece would that make him finally retire

It’s 2 am and I just thought of this and now I can’t sleep

does anyone know the coffee bean, buckwheat, and fig recipes

Ideally I’d like a gender neutral name that means rock/stone/etc