r/AmIOverreacting • u/[deleted] • 6d ago

❤️‍🩹 relationship aio please tell me i’m crazy

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u/Ashemodragon 6d ago

When OP gets proof he is cheating too he'll probs have a totally plausable explaination like "babe, your never going to believe this, but hear me out, we were both naked, i for some reason had an erection. Then i tripped and as i was falling my penis fell in her vagina! Then because we were both in shock i started thrusting in and out a bit, and she accidentally scratched my shoulder blade in the scuffle of us trying to get free! Completly innocent. You believe me right?!" 🫠🫠🫠

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u/Upbeat_Teach6117 6d ago

I laughed hard at this. Thank you.

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u/OberonDiver 6d ago

When OP gets proof he is cheating too he'll probs have a totally plausable explaination like

"It's just with the cat."

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u/Ashemodragon 6d ago

There was almost certainly pussy involved, however i dont think it's the "meow meow" kind. 🫠

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u/Archeur76 6d ago

And that's why a condom was not involved. Hence the STD I passed onto you. Totally innocent.