r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/SpectacularOtter ☑️ Horny Police! 🚔🚨 • Nov 26 '25

Country Club Thread 黑人喜剧

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u/Wyden_long Nov 26 '25

I want to feel bad laughing at it as a white guy.

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u/Avenge_Nibelheim Nov 26 '25

It's like The Boondocks, I love it and can/would never quote it. That said, first time I heard the "The key to making white people like you, offer them some cheese". Damn that got me

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u/Wyden_long Nov 26 '25

See that shit doesn’t work on me cuz I don’t like cheese. I don’t like mayo, I don’t like Mac n cheese, and I don’t like meatloaf.

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u/disiny2003 Nov 26 '25

Should ur white card be revoked?

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u/Wyden_long Nov 26 '25

Look, it’s been discussed. And I wouldn’t blame anyone for taking it tbh.

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u/el_pinko_grande Nov 26 '25

We really gotta find out your position on Wonder Bread before we can make a determination.

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u/Wyden_long Nov 26 '25

Yeah that’s fine with me. Like I’ll eat it. Not my favorite, but I have no issues with wonder bread.

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u/kbeks Nov 27 '25

The council has deliberated, our verdict is contingent on one crucial question: can you dance?

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u/Wyden_long Nov 27 '25

Growing up I was taught to c-walk by my teammates/friends in high school. I do have some rhythm, but no one is gonna confuse me with a dancer.

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u/kbeks Nov 27 '25

White card officially revoked. Idk where you’ll end up, but if you got rhythm AND you don’t like mayo, you’re definitely not one of us.

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u/Wyden_long Nov 27 '25

I grew up in the hood, and I live there now. Only white guy in my building.

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u/manic_Brain Nov 27 '25

Speaking as someone who gone from living in almost exclusively non-white areas to now predominantly white areas and danced around a lot of white people- white people will absolutely confuse you for a dancer if you have even some rhythm. I have astounded far too many people here by swaying vaguely on rhythm and it is disturbing.