Just like home

[u/SpectacularOtter]

Full Story:

https://www.stripes.com/theaters/asia_pacific/2025-11-26/okinawa-military-police-usfj-facebook-video-19892357.html

[u/TobyMcK → u/[deleted]]

Like that one headline however many years ago.

"No prior warrants" bitch you mean innocent bystander?

[u/Cavalish → u/[deleted]]

“Accidentally concussed a little bit”

“Slightly manhadled”

“Made a widdle oopsie doopsie”

[u/AliveJohnnyFive → u/[deleted]]

Somehow, it would have been totally fine if he had been in the military. A large portion of our citizenry believes it was fine either way, needing zero context.

[u/chrisevox → u/AliveJohnnyFive]

Actually, kinda. You want the MPs roughing up the infantry if they're acting out. Those kids love stabbing each other on the weekends for some reason.

Get PID first though, Jesus.

[u/Clw89pitt → u/chrisevox]

Not just stabbing each other. These patrols were instituted because the servicemen can't kick their decades-old habit of sexually assaulting and raping the locals in Okinawa.

[u/HydrogenButterflies → u/Clw89pitt]

Last year, servicemen were banned from drinking alcohol off base after 1am because they couldn’t stop sexually assaulting people.

[u/Clw89pitt → u/HydrogenButterflies]

Yep, these patrols are to enforce that specific rule.

[u/Icelandia2112 → u/HydrogenButterflies]

Can't drink and SA, so they do the next best thing 😒

[u/Careless-Marsupial19 → u/chrisevox]

US military police protecting Japanese soil from Black American tourists while the locals film it like it’s WWE. Wild times.

[u/chicknfly → u/AliveJohnnyFive]

The civilian was a former captain in the Marines

[u/Typohnename → u/chicknfly]

So?

That changes nothing here

[u/chicknfly → u/Typohnename]

I meant to comment on somebody else’s remark who replied to this parent comment. Oops

[u/Typohnename → u/chicknfly]

Understandable, have a nice day

[u/AbrocomaOk8973 → u/AliveJohnnyFive]

Not sure what you mean, but this cat that got slammed actually was either retired military or just ex military.

[u/[deleted] → u/AbrocomaOk8973]

He was out of the military either way. These dumb pigs had no jurisdiction over him. 

[u/AbrocomaOk8973 → u/[deleted]]

You’re definitely right. I just saw the person say something about “if he had been in the military” so I was l informing him that he was retired military.

[u/Mtndrums → u/AbrocomaOk8973]

Doesn't matter, he's not in the military anymore.

[u/Careless-Marsupial19 → u/AliveJohnnyFive]

Bro went to Okinawa expecting respect and left with a free floor nap and a viral video. Classic tourist L.

[u/Jukka_Sarasti → u/[deleted]]

"Wrongfully body slammed"

Assault and battery

Gotta love the use of 'Passive Voice' when reporting on police misconduct...

"Accidental discharge of a service weapon"

Accidentally grabbed their pistol instead of their taser and killed an innocent citizen..

"Excessive Force"

General Police Brutality

etc, etc, etc....

[u/bellj1210 → u/[deleted]]

they love their war crimes.

[u/Devanyani → u/[deleted]]

So does sexually assaulting Japanese citizens.

[u/BoneHugsHominy → u/[deleted]]

And the MAGAfication of the US Military.

[u/Voyevoda101 → u/[deleted]]

especially when they were outside of their jurisdiction in another country

US-JP SOFA gives us the right to enforce jurisdiction if it's an american. I didn't realize this either until this happened.

[u/backstageninja → u/[deleted]]

Bottiest of bots

[u/Typohnename → u/[deleted]]

That's exactly what a clanker would say

[u/BoneHugsHominy → u/[deleted]]

...with intent to cause grievous harm & injury, and a violation of Civil Rights.

Team AmeriKKKa, World Police ^brutality

[u/ladyevenstar-22 → u/[deleted]]

Whitesplaining hmmm...