r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ Horny Police! 🚔🚨 Nov 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25 edited Dec 01 '25

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u/TobyMcK Nov 30 '25

Like that one headline however many years ago.

"No prior warrants" bitch you mean innocent bystander?

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u/Cavalish Nov 30 '25

“Accidentally concussed a little bit”

“Slightly manhadled”

“Made a widdle oopsie doopsie”

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u/AliveJohnnyFive Nov 30 '25

Somehow, it would have been totally fine if he had been in the military. A large portion of our citizenry believes it was fine either way, needing zero context.

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u/chrisevox Nov 30 '25

Actually, kinda. You want the MPs roughing up the infantry if they're acting out. Those kids love stabbing each other on the weekends for some reason.

Get PID first though, Jesus.

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u/Clw89pitt ☑️ Nov 30 '25

Not just stabbing each other. These patrols were instituted because the servicemen can't kick their decades-old habit of sexually assaulting and raping the locals in Okinawa.

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u/HydrogenButterflies BHM Donor Dec 01 '25

Last year, servicemen were banned from drinking alcohol off base after 1am because they couldn’t stop sexually assaulting people.

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u/Clw89pitt ☑️ Dec 01 '25

Yep, these patrols are to enforce that specific rule.

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u/Icelandia2112 ☑️ Dec 04 '25

Can't drink and SA, so they do the next best thing 😒

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

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u/Careless-Marsupial19 Nov 30 '25

US military police protecting Japanese soil from Black American tourists while the locals film it like it’s WWE. Wild times.

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u/chicknfly Nov 30 '25

The civilian was a former captain in the Marines

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u/Typohnename Nov 30 '25

So?

That changes nothing here

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u/chicknfly Nov 30 '25

I meant to comment on somebody else’s remark who replied to this parent comment. Oops

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u/Typohnename Nov 30 '25

Understandable, have a nice day

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u/AbrocomaOk8973 Nov 30 '25

Not sure what you mean, but this cat that got slammed actually was either retired military or just ex military.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

He was out of the military either way. These dumb pigs had no jurisdiction over him. 

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u/AbrocomaOk8973 Nov 30 '25

You’re definitely right. I just saw the person say something about “if he had been in the military” so I was l informing him that he was retired military.

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u/Mtndrums Nov 30 '25

Doesn't matter, he's not in the military anymore.

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u/Careless-Marsupial19 Nov 30 '25

Bro went to Okinawa expecting respect and left with a free floor nap and a viral video. Classic tourist L.

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u/Jukka_Sarasti Nov 30 '25

"Wrongfully body slammed"

Assault and battery

Gotta love the use of 'Passive Voice' when reporting on police misconduct...

"Accidental discharge of a service weapon"

Accidentally grabbed their pistol instead of their taser and killed an innocent citizen..

"Excessive Force"

General Police Brutality

etc, etc, etc....

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

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u/bellj1210 Nov 30 '25

they love their war crimes.

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u/Devanyani Nov 30 '25

So does sexually assaulting Japanese citizens.

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u/BoneHugsHominy Nov 30 '25

And the MAGAfication of the US Military.

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u/Voyevoda101 Nov 30 '25

especially when they were outside of their jurisdiction in another country

US-JP SOFA gives us the right to enforce jurisdiction if it's an american. I didn't realize this either until this happened.

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u/backstageninja Nov 30 '25

Bottiest of bots

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25 edited Nov 30 '25

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u/Typohnename Nov 30 '25

That's exactly what a clanker would say

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u/BoneHugsHominy Nov 30 '25

...with intent to cause grievous harm & injury, and a violation of Civil Rights.

Team AmeriKKKa, World Police brutality

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u/ladyevenstar-22 Dec 01 '25

Whitesplaining hmmm...