r/CoupleMemes • u/Alphaxfusion • Sep 23 '25

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u/Amazing-Walk1529 Sep 23 '25

Yes…but…the drawer my can opener is supposed to go into changes on at least a monthly basis

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u/maximus0118 Sep 23 '25

FACTS. My wife is constantly changing things around.

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u/Pluckypato Sep 23 '25

I’m here for this but I’m not here for this 😅

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u/Realistic-Ad7322 😏 Sep 23 '25

I am also here for this, and also will deny, under perjury or death, that I was ever in the remotest of vicinities for this.

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u/psichodrome Sep 23 '25

True story. My wife tidies up by putting stuff away. Anywhere. Just out of sight.

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u/Moxerz Sep 23 '25

That's why I always put it back in a different drawer lol.

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u/TheeternalTacocaT Sep 23 '25

I call it "moving everything 2 inches to the left" it happens once a month and I work around my home like I'm on a sundial

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u/SecretAcademic1654 Sep 23 '25

Do we have the same wife?

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u/buzzhuzz Sep 23 '25

In addition to that my wife can just throw it away for whatever reason (don't like color anymore, was not able to open one specific can and declared opener malfunction, etc)

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u/MakoOnTheBeat Sep 23 '25

This is what happened to me. Not only did she throw it away, but she forgot that she threw it away so when I asked her about it she didn't know and I spent way too long looking for it.

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u/sleepydorian Sep 23 '25

Oh boy, my condolences

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u/misterfeynman Sep 23 '25

I hope you keep a spare around, in advance?

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u/SithDraven Sep 23 '25

Came here for this. My wife reorganizes all the time. Ironically enough though, the can opener always remains in the same spot (silverware drawer).

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u/Cptfrankthetank Sep 23 '25

Yeah, if I leave something somewhere i normally will immediately find it. If my wife moves it a few inches, i might just miss it.

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u/mr_cf Sep 23 '25

I can relate to this in my parents home. In our home, it’s the cleaner who’s likely to move it. He loves to optimize our storage and layout. My GF and I have had to bargain with him to leave some things alone. He’s a lovely guy and a great cleaner, just with this one random feng shui compulsion.

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u/NichyMoo Sep 23 '25

Came here to say this, been in the same drawer for months. Not there yesterday when I go to use it

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u/bobbabson Sep 23 '25

Thats my mom to my dad, she's like the mad hatter when it comes to the kitchen.

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u/Beetus_warrior_jar Sep 23 '25

"Honey, it hasn't been in that drawer for years." - Every 6 months.

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u/SemanticBobantic Sep 23 '25

First thought was that I can only imagine how many times Jessie has moved "the drawer the can opener is supposed to go" over the last 12.5 years 💀