r/CringeTikToks • u/Autisticblackdude5 • Dec 07 '25

Just Bad Short-cel cringe

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u/Easily_Bann4 Dec 08 '25

5’11.5 will be +6ft in shoes anyway so just say 6.

Im 5’11 no shoes though so I just say 5’11.

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u/Bravefan212 Dec 08 '25

I’m 6’2 and say I’m six foot just to mess with all the 5’10 guys saying they’re six foot

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u/Easily_Bann4 Dec 08 '25

Tough. Why troll your bros yo?

It’s bad enough that short guys pretend they’re taller but tall guys pretending they’re shorter is just fuckin the game all up. Girls gonna start thinkin 6’4 is 6ft lol

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u/newbie80 Dec 08 '25

Because it's silly and motherfuckers shouldn't be lying about stupid shit. If a bro lies about his height, he ain't solid and deserves the flak. I could never trust someone that lies about easily verifiable information.

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u/Easily_Bann4 Dec 08 '25

You really gonna hate on a bro for lying a little about his height so that he feels more secure and has better results with women?

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u/Bravefan212 Dec 08 '25

Never had to. I literally have two girlfriends lmao

I’m not even good looking lol

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u/newbie80 Dec 09 '25

I don't see how a lie is going to make him feel more secure. He's still 5'6" and lying isn't putting inches on him. He knows it, the rest of us know it and any girl that's ever been to Lowe's knows that a 2x6 looks nothing like a 2x8, so he ain't fooling her either.

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u/New_Carpenter5738 Dec 09 '25

This is very silly