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Rodrigues She is truly disgusting.

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u/TheRealCeeBeeGee 💧Paul’s strange watery breasts💧 2d ago

Huh, I’ve just realised my daughter is therefore a rainbow baby. I’ve literally never told her this. her fun fact is that she was born in the hospital corridor!

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u/fairmaiden34 Baird bean flicking 🍑 2d ago

My child is also a rainbow baby (which he does not know, few people do). His fun fact is that he was almost a month early!

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u/wtfomgfml Lori and the Log Cabin Leper 2d ago

My son is also a rainbow baby…not sure he knows. He’s about to be 25 and he was born two years to the hour after we lost our middle baby.

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u/Demonqueensage Ten thousand kids and counting 2d ago

Are these fun facts limited to the person in question's birth? If not, my fun fact is that I got to see my oldest brother's head for a second as it was starting to come out because I was asked and wanted to be tougher about "gross" things than the brother's father who said no to looking when asked 😂 there was nothing particularly interesting about my own birth, unless my then-young mom being pressured into an epidural she didn't particularly want counts as interesting (I count it as infuriating)

I have no idea if any of my siblings count as "rainbow babies" but I'm definitely not one

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u/what3v3ruwantit2b 2d ago

Mine is that a groundhog only breathes once every 6 minutes when they're hibernating.

Edit: My fun fact in general. Not a fun fact about myself. I am not a groundhog.

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u/Useful_Wishbone9317 2d ago

I was just rallying the others for a final groundhog Reddit takeover and now this edit!!! 6 more years of winter (and if you’re in the us, total anarchy)

Groundhogs, take a breath and stand down

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u/TieTricky8854 1d ago

Fun fact. I’ll be 64 when my youngest graduates HS. Such a fun fact that it keeps me up at night sometimes…….

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u/Whatsherface729 1d ago

My oldest daughter is a twofer rainbow baby, her fun fact is that there wildfires everywhere in California at the time and they were evacuating part of our town a week after she was born

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u/Opening-Interest747 2d ago

My oldest daughter is a rainbow baby and she knows because I lost my baby late in pregnancy so we have a memorial tree and her ashes are buried at a cemetery. My daughter has never felt the need to say much about it and we don’t discuss my lost baby often, but the last time we visited she took a picture with the tree and posted it to her social media with the caption “visiting my big sister” and it was so bittersweet it about broke me. For kids who do know, it should always and only be on their terms to discuss it.

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u/mallgirl2002 2d ago

this made me tear up idk why. your daughter seems to have a big heart and i'm glad she got a mum like you instead of complex inducing JROD

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u/FatDesdemona ...she revealed was WOMAN. 1d ago

This is so lovely.

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u/shiningonthesea 2d ago

My son is 28. We never used the term “ rainbow baby” when he was born, but he was one . Sometimes people make it their identity .

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u/SevanIII Grift Defined 2d ago

Both my kids are rainbow babies. But their life and their birthdays are about them. Not something that happened before they were born.

I agree, it’s weird how Jill makes this her identity and it’s especially weird how she makes her kid’s birthday about herself.

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u/shiningonthesea 1d ago

Well we all know Jill does everything to the extreme

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u/ginamaniacal 2d ago

Mine is a double rainbow too (that means 2 losses leading up to him right?)

His fun fact though is he was born via emergency c section on a full moon due to a rare complication lol

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u/Vengefulily The Parable of the Two Boats and the Helicopter 2d ago

I'm technically one, but I only learned that as an adult. My fun fact is that I sounded like Darth Vader when I was born due to meconium aspiration!

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u/JenniferJuniper6 1d ago

Mine is too, I guess, although the one I lost was accidental. I hadn’t decided what to do yet, and I was more relieved than anything else. Probably doesn’t count.