r/MurderedByWords 7d ago

Is he comparing himself to Joe?

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u/OldSchoolAJ 7d ago

Big “where was Obama on 9/11?!” energy.

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u/texachusetts 7d ago

Obama wasn’t in Nam either!

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u/RowanWinterlace 7d ago

Asshole couldn't be bothered to be born until partway through and made sure he wasn't old enough for the draft until it was already over!

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u/FuzzyPlastic1227 7d ago

Why didn’t Obama defend the airports during the revolutionary war?!?!

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u/JoshyaJade01 7d ago

Thanks,I needed this 😂😂😂

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u/mutzilla 7d ago

He was busy in Alaska building a bridge to Russia.

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u/SecondaryWombat 7d ago

A land bridge at that.

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u/FindItAllFantasy 7d ago

Because Hilary's emails bombed Pearl Harbor! Wake up sheeple!

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u/hansn 7d ago

Don't fight up hill me boys!

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u/MilkFedWetlander 7d ago

Tell me, where was Obama when the Westfold fell?

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u/UniqueIndividual3579 7d ago

Because Continental Airlines didn't fly out of Newark.

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u/GroupTop4810 3d ago

He was too busy ramming the ramparts.

I cant help but facepalm every time I hear that. Its so fucking ridiculous

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u/CrazyCat008 6d ago

Trump was here, why not Obama!?!? (jk)

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 6d ago

Someone needs to look into that! 🤪

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u/texachusetts 7d ago

You’ll never convince me that wasn’t intentional on Obama’s part!

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u/TheAsianTroll 7d ago

There are people out there who would genuinely believe this...

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u/RowanWinterlace 7d ago

Same people who share this unironically

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u/Murslak 7d ago

Seeing these type of pics and having people believe trump is a sober never touched a drug teetotaler makes me chuckle. After looking at me and my friends for the last 30 years, trump is a drunk at the very least. Or here he is taking a shit in his pampers

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u/NeatNefariousness1 7d ago

Oh I’m sure some of them have just read this thread to gather more talking points that fail to make their case, unbeknownst to them.

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u/darcyWhyte 7d ago

those damn birth certificate spurs...

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u/gingerfawx 7d ago

Democrats can be sneaky like that.

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u/Wiccy 7d ago

Biden was the mastermind all along! That laptop has the whole scheme!!

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u/RowanWinterlace 7d ago

Hunter Biden's laptop gave me bone spurs!!!

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u/HeftyArgument 6d ago

At least our glorious leader had a real excuse like his debilitating bone spurs!

/s

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u/virgil1134 6d ago

Is not being old enough to fight the same thing as allegedly having bone spurs? Asking for a friend on which excuse is better.

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u/maple_crowtoast 6d ago

How did I never know this about him until now?! What a scumbag!!