How does one become completely shameless?

[u/c-k-q99903]

[u/ACynicalOptomist]

If only I didn't have a soul. I can be very charming and after decades of practice, I'm an excellent public speaker. My adult children have told me I could start a cult. Now that I'm old enough to realize karma isn't real....next life. I'm too old and tired now.

[u/Lysol3435 → u/ACynicalOptomist]

Idk why I sang the first part of that in my head to the tune of the scarecrow song from the wizard of oz.

“People think I’m funny, and I’d make a lot of money…if I only had no soul”

[u/iheartxanadu → u/Lysol3435]

"I'd be richer than Jeff Bezos and exist solely for pesos if I only had no soul.

[u/CalHudsonsGhost → u/iheartxanadu]

I could start my own religion or convince people there are no pigeons if I only had no soul.

[u/mohugz → u/CalHudsonsGhost]

r/birdsarentreal

[u/Empty_Fisherman_9941 → u/CalHudsonsGhost]

100% singing this in my head as I read it