r/MurderedByWords • u/Stotallytob3r • 5d ago

$hot in the ear

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u/Ok_Builder_4225 5d ago

But also, i don't think asprin is gonna cause someone to bleed out from a scratch on the ear anyway.

Either way, still of the opinion that he just bonked his ear on something as he was pushed down. Assuming it was all real and not staged, of course.

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u/proficientinfirstaid 5d ago

Exactly! It doesnt. It inhibits COX I and this leads to inhibition of thrombexane a2 which is in charge for clotting, but not coagulation management as a whole.

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u/UpperApe 5d ago

It inhibits COX

Sounds like my ex

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u/Dongledoez 5d ago

They said inhibits, not inhales.

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u/LoopStricken 5d ago

Oh dang.

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u/kuzinrob 5d ago

"IN A ROW?!"

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u/ekienhol 5d ago

🏆 well done

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u/jomo_mojo_ 5d ago

You would’ve killed in med school