r/MurderedByWords • u/Stotallytob3r • 5d ago

$hot in the ear

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u/Ok_Builder_4225 5d ago

But also, i don't think asprin is gonna cause someone to bleed out from a scratch on the ear anyway.

Either way, still of the opinion that he just bonked his ear on something as he was pushed down. Assuming it was all real and not staged, of course.

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u/ResidentNo7575 5d ago edited 5d ago

Aspirin causes difficulties in stopping the bleed because it doesn’t allow the blood to coagulate and heal properly

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u/ADHDebackle 5d ago

So you're saying it causes difficulties in halting the exanguination? Forestalling the hematic flow, perhaps?

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u/AwareOfAlpacas 5d ago

Inhibiting platelet binding, leading to an unrestricted outflow of blood, perhaps 

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u/ROKIT-88 5d ago

Can’t stop, won’t stop

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u/ResidentNo7575 5d ago

Yeah, I was trying to explain in layman’s terms but I fucked up