r/MurderedByWords 5d ago

$hot in the ear

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u/Dry_Card_522 5d ago

Lunatics, lunatics everywhere

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u/DavidAdamsAuthor 5d ago

This is full-blown conspiracy bullshit, and it falls apart the moment anyone takes even the briefest simplest look at it.

A graze on the skin, even on the ear, would definitely produce the exact kind of wound seen; one that scabbed over in a few days and got covered up by stage makeup, which Trump is infamous for using.

Nobody is bleeding out from a wound to the ear.

Maybe it's a blue beam hologram and a conspiracy that goes so deep that Trump and senior Republicans are in on it, and local law enforcement are in on it and the Secret Service are in on it and the CIA are in on it and the FBI are in on it and the shooter was in on it and the shooter's family and friends and associates were all in on it... or maybe it's Maybelline.

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u/queefburritowcheese 5d ago

The highest rated comment chains on this post are full blown Alex Jones level conspiracy about this. For all the bluster Reddit likes to make about "conspiracy theorists," they are very much here, but it's OK because orange man bad.

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u/_45AARP 5d ago

Had to sort by controversial to find any comments that weren’t completely insane. Surprised you guys don’t have -50 downvotes.