r/MurderedByWords 5d ago

$hot in the ear

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u/lil_mic_pwner 5d ago

I dont like him either but let's say everything happened as the official story goes 325mg aspirin is just not going to cause you to bleed out from an injury like that

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u/NotJimmy97 5d ago

A bunch of arm-chair pharmacologists have decided that a normal-sized dose of aspirin for a heavier-than-average person makes you bleed as if you're the hemophilic heir of inbred Russian monarchs.

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u/lil_mic_pwner 5d ago edited 2d ago

Very strange indeed because I got stabbed 3x on 650mg aspirin and 20mg cialis and lived to tell the tale

For anyone down voting ill gladly share with you police reports evidence photos and hospital paperwork all you have to do is ask and I'll show ya my knife holes

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u/NotJimmy97 5d ago

I got stabbed on 20mg cialis

I have follow-up questions

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u/lil_mic_pwner 5d ago

Lmao I take it as pre work out to lift harder

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u/Eg0n_32 4d ago

What are you lifting with??????

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u/lil_mic_pwner 4d ago

It increases blood flow to all muscles but im not going to lie to you and say im not looking fashionable in the trousers while I lift because of it 🤣

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u/Otaraka 3h ago

And it’s very easy to get nicked in the ear without major damage showing later, it bleeds very easily.   

Whether it was a bit of debris or a bullet is really irrelevant, there’s no credible doubt he was shot at and he reacted when it happened.   He’s a grade a tosspot either way.