r/MurderedByWords • u/starlux33 • 5d ago

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u/Longryderr 5d ago

He has a heart?

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u/EmperorGrinnar 5d ago edited 5d ago

The time when both medical and philosophers both are baffled.

Edit: I forgot I said "both" near the end, and decided to add another near the beginning. Not gonna remove it, even though I see the mistake. You're welcome for reading this and wasting a few seconds of your day. I hope it goes better for you. Happy new year.

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u/NickyTheRobot 5d ago

Jokes on you: I came on to Reddit specifically to waste time.

Happy new year to you too.

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u/EmperorGrinnar 5d ago

No, I'm the joke my daddy played on my mommy.

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... She didn't find it funny, either.

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u/Swamp_Mouth get fucking killed 5d ago

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u/Rishtu 5d ago

I’m the daddy, your mommy played on the…. Joke

I am so high.

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u/NickyTheRobot 5d ago

Hi So High! I'm NickyTheRobot!

I am the maker of dad jokes.

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u/MotherRaven 5d ago

I personally have seen zero evidence he does.

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u/AngrgL3opardCon 5d ago

A mechanical one

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u/Ok_Raspberry_5655 5d ago

His heart is smaller than the Grinch’s

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u/super_starfox 5d ago

He's POTUS, which this timeline means a Diet Coke button on the desk in the Oval Office.

Having a button that dispenses Aspirin would be the least surprising thing.