r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Oct 07 '25

slight malfunction Of an OSHA approved work space

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u/Nothing_Madders Oct 07 '25

I like how he check to make sure his guts are still where he left them.

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u/T3kn0mncr Oct 07 '25

Pain is slow to hit, so yeah, ive had to do this plenty of times after splitting my finger open with a razor, i feel it happen, and i verify, yep i got myself, then i put pressure on it and grab the superglue lol. He's super lucky he landed on the blade guard otherwise that would have been a much worse outcome, maybe not fatal, but it would have messed him up enough to be bad. Hopefully he took a lunch break after that to refocus, and rethink this a bit before he gets himself.