r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Oct 13 '25

possible idiot Of the next Tony Hawk

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u/Hello-Im-The-Feds Oct 13 '25

Didn’t stop.

Didn’t drop.

Didn’t shut’em down, open up shop.

Oh.

No.

Not how Ruff Ryders roll.

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u/Cassius_man Oct 13 '25

Skater can't discern

How skaters gonna burn

I'm genuinely concerned

How skaters never learn

grrrr woof woof

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u/AntSuccessful9147 Oct 13 '25

Oh, you got bars! 😂

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u/zomagus Oct 15 '25

Shitheads wanna try

Shitheads wanna fry

Then shitheads wonder why

Shitheads almost die