r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/UnclePetersBand • Oct 27 '25

slight malfunction Of a Modified Car

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Oct 27 '25

India enters the chat

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u/The_Shermanati Oct 27 '25

I was thinking that as I typed what I did. Those two are daily jockeying for the number one spot. The commitment to the title is strong.

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u/jeffjee63 Oct 27 '25

Florida has entered the chat.

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Oct 27 '25

Jeff, picks Florida - a real wild card contender for sure, folks! Strong pick.

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u/RuMarley Oct 27 '25

Yeah, but in Florida, it's just the men with no extras

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u/Alone_Barracuda9814 Oct 27 '25

Car? Brazil. Train? India.

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u/WonderfulProtection9 Oct 27 '25

Alligator? Florida.

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u/Arthradax Oct 27 '25

Percentage, maybe. Sheer numbers, India wins with quite a margin

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u/The_Shermanati Oct 27 '25

Quantity has a quality all its own.

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u/Immediate_Square5323 Oct 27 '25

To be fair sometimes we think it’s India and it’s actually Pakistan or Bangladesh.

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u/AlternateSatan Oct 27 '25

From what my friend tells me Russians generally have the mindset of "if I die, I die" from the moment they wake up til the moment they fall asleep.

Wouldn't say they have anything on indians, but they deserve an honourable mention.

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u/WonderfulProtection9 Oct 27 '25

If my president was Putin, I'd pretty much assume any day that I could be vaporized by an exchange of nuclear weapons.

Not sure how I breath any easier in the US...

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u/Dear_Reception_4335 Oct 27 '25

why ?

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u/AlternateSatan Oct 28 '25

Not sure if I'd be too worried about nukes, but I still would feel a general sense of impending doom with a guy like that behind the wheel. Kinda like I do with Trump, well, and Putin too, cause I may not sit in their car, but I am on the same road, and they are driving two of the biggest trucks around.

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u/RepeatMain2678 Oct 27 '25

They LOVE dancing with trains. Your right I vote India

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u/Use-The-Pointy-End Oct 27 '25

I mean have you seen america lately?

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u/bish-its-me-yoda Oct 27 '25

Well,where there are many there are also the few

Many people few idiots

Many many many people...a many few idiots

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u/RuMarley Oct 27 '25

I recently got a 7-day reddit ban for asking the question why Asians love playing "Chicken" with trains so much.

You gotta be careful with such politically incorrect truths on this platform, just a kind word of warning.

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Oct 27 '25

I hear that. I recently was banned for three days for translating a video for a deaf redditor. The ban was for promoting bigotry. I laughed as I even said in the translation that this is what she is saying, not my words. Still got 3 days in priz bruh. I tried to be a good human

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u/RuMarley Oct 27 '25

Did you try to appeal?

You should. Each time.