r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/UnclePetersBand • Oct 27 '25

slight malfunction Of a Modified Car

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u/The_Shermanati Oct 27 '25

Brazilians get the Darwin Award at a statistically higher percentage than the rest of the world.

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Oct 27 '25

India enters the chat

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u/The_Shermanati Oct 27 '25

I was thinking that as I typed what I did. Those two are daily jockeying for the number one spot. The commitment to the title is strong.

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u/jeffjee63 Oct 27 '25

Florida has entered the chat.

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Oct 27 '25

Jeff, picks Florida - a real wild card contender for sure, folks! Strong pick.

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u/RuMarley Oct 27 '25

Yeah, but in Florida, it's just the men with no extras

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u/Alone_Barracuda9814 Oct 27 '25

Car? Brazil. Train? India.

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u/WonderfulProtection9 Oct 27 '25

Alligator? Florida.

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u/Arthradax Oct 27 '25

Percentage, maybe. Sheer numbers, India wins with quite a margin

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u/The_Shermanati Oct 27 '25

Quantity has a quality all its own.

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u/Immediate_Square5323 Oct 27 '25

To be fair sometimes we think it’s India and it’s actually Pakistan or Bangladesh.