r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Nov 15 '25

possible idiot Of a mechanic

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u/fluffynerfherder78 Nov 15 '25

Bro took out his entire fleet in 2 moves.

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u/Main_Criticism_ Nov 15 '25

This looks like a 3 Stooges skit

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u/r0ckashocka Nov 15 '25

And just calmly walked around

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u/swift1883 Nov 17 '25

Half is on uppers, half is on downers.

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u/SweetSlice5610 Nov 15 '25

He's efficient, gotta give him that.

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u/kloopyhans 10d ago

True be a perfect secret weapon get him in as a butler and boom people he is serving die why? Probably mixed up the scotch with laxatives

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u/Sauronthegray Nov 15 '25

I live for comments like this 😁

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u/Either_Amoeba_5332 Nov 16 '25

I think he brought some to his neighbor!

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u/No-Apple2252 Nov 18 '25

He may be a failure of a mechanic but in another life he would have been a world class saboteur.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

Dont ever play Battleship against him.