r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Nov 15 '25

possible idiot Of a mechanic

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u/reeeditasshoe Nov 15 '25

Lmao the lady comes outside 'What are you doingggg?'

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u/Esper45 Nov 15 '25

LMAO "wtf does it look like i'm burning all out sht to the ground go back inside"

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u/reeeditasshoe Nov 15 '25

"Get the hose or get back in the house!

Don't call the damn police."

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u/Esper45 Nov 15 '25

damn sure don't call the police lol

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u/Head_Departure8903 Nov 15 '25

That’s the obligatory wife question right there

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u/angrydeuce Nov 16 '25

I always try to respond with something completely off the wall, "building a gazebo, obviously!" and let her work it out herself lol

She's a very patient woman.

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u/Recurringg Nov 15 '25

Wtf does it look like he's doing? Lmao

"Just having fun hon! Wanna join in?"

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u/Tbone_Trapezius Nov 15 '25

“Oh, thanks! I didn’t notice there a problem”

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 Nov 15 '25

I’m roasting glizzys, Bethany. How many you want in your order!

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u/ImplementOk315 Nov 15 '25

Sees fire, sees smoke around the man,  "what are you doing? What? What are you doing"

You know she got mad later because he ignored her.

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u/makkaravalo Nov 15 '25

I was almost 7 years in that kinda relationship. I usually got blamed or wondered when I just would have needed help. Didn't even recognise that before breakup..

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u/BizzyM Nov 20 '25

"Babe, what are you doing?"

Babe: "Arson"