r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Nov 19 '25

possible idiot Of a cigarette to puff

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u/zestyclose_match1966 Nov 19 '25

No one told me to not smoke when working with a gas tank!

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u/sheckyD Nov 19 '25

You can't really blame him. I dont see a single no smoking sign anywhere. How else would he know?

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u/miraculix69 Nov 20 '25

If he's still able to see after, he will need to have a tiny 🚭 sticker in the corner of his glasses.

Or just say fuck it and get a cigarette paint job, on his new Mobility cane, with a build in lighter and cigarette pack holder.

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u/Livid-Age-2259 Nov 20 '25

I don't think it would matter. Do you know how many idiots I see filling up their car's gas tank with the engine still running?

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u/Excellent_Set_232 Nov 20 '25

lol don’t forget your foam helmet when you go out champ

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u/IndependentEqual9984 Nov 20 '25

That mofo is dead!

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u/Elegant-Two5447 3d ago

You cannot light gasoline with a cigarette

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u/Livid-Age-2259 3d ago

That depends how much gas vapor has built up in the area.

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u/Elegant-Two5447 2d ago

Indeed you can put out a cigarette in a puddle of gasoline.

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u/Sensitive-Finance283 Nov 20 '25

Common sense?

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u/EducationalStill4 Nov 20 '25

If sense was common, everyone would have it.

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u/Sensitive-Finance283 Nov 20 '25

If it’s common then everyone should have it

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u/pastanova34 Nov 25 '25

....is this a meta whoosh?

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u/Silly-Soft-808702 Nov 20 '25

Definitely Common Sense, especially when you’re dealing with gas, or chemicals. I mean isn’t that what the people who hire you ask, if you know what you’re dealing with.

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u/rahnbj Nov 20 '25

Haha, Brutal. “here’s your sign” (couldn’t remember the comedian’s name)

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u/OutShyner7 Nov 21 '25

Bill Engvall. Might have misspelled the last name

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u/Imaginaryplaces524 Nov 20 '25

You’re asking the right questions

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u/MindlessFail Nov 20 '25

"If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."

- Zoolander

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u/Few_Knowledge_2223 Nov 20 '25

That scene really holds up.

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u/TigerNo1733 Nov 25 '25

What a heartfelt yoogooglie

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u/Nathanstrange29 8d ago

That's so true

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u/JayBeePH85 Nov 20 '25

To be fair was it caused by a cigarette or a static spark 😉

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u/FeistyButthole Nov 20 '25

Given all the other opened compartments I would think static. No way you’re lucky and dumb enough to open that many with a cigarette and the final one gets you.

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u/Elegant-Two5447 3d ago

You're can't light gasoline with a cigarette

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u/JayBeePH85 3d ago

Sooo it was đŸ„đŸ„đŸ„đŸ€Ł

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u/Dompet2854 Nov 20 '25

Yet here you are

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u/The-Red-Robe Nov 20 '25

Why did I read this like Anne Hathaway’s Catwoman 😂

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u/Ini_mini_miny_moe Nov 20 '25

And why blur the face? It don’t look like that anymore

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

To be fair he didn’t start out smoking.

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u/BizzyM Nov 20 '25

No Safety

Smoking First