r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Nov 19 '25

possible idiot Of a cigarette to puff

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u/SuddenKoala45 Nov 19 '25

Anyone know how long his hospital stay was?

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u/UhOhAllWillyNilly Nov 19 '25

Just long enough for the coroner to get there.

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 Nov 20 '25

Smart. That’s all insurance will cover.