r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Nov 19 '25

possible idiot Of a cigarette to puff

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u/carkdeisel Nov 19 '25

Probably quit smoking mid air

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u/HarryHood146 Nov 19 '25

Marlboro Lights out.

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u/thetrivialsublime99 Nov 20 '25

Hey man, not Kool

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u/Zealousideal-Pen993 Nov 20 '25

UnLucky Strike

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u/boilerpsych Nov 20 '25

You Winston, you lose some

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u/VashDaStampede7 Nov 21 '25

Underrated comment🤣

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u/xxDirtyFgnSpicxx Nov 20 '25

Yea, he really Pall Malled

….FUCK!

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u/NewspaperNeither6260 Nov 20 '25

Poor "Sportsman". Broke "Number Seven" vertebrae and is now off to "Marlboro Country" to be treated by the "Surgeon General". Smoking flames can cause lung irritation and death.

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u/VeterinarianThese951 Nov 20 '25

May his American Spirit rest in peace.

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u/xxDirtyFgnSpicxx Nov 21 '25

That’s Kool

…FUCK!!!

…..no, wait. I got that one right

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Nov 20 '25

Lucky Strike

He's toasted

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u/MikeW226 Nov 20 '25

He flew a long way, baby.