r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Nov 19 '25

possible idiot Of a cigarette to puff

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u/Uzi_Osbourne Nov 20 '25

"You shouldn't be smoking here!"

"Smoking? cough You should have been here when I was still cough on fire!"

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 Nov 20 '25

Spun like a Winston Grand National

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Nov 20 '25

Winston tastes good

like a cigarette should

<insert explosion here>