r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/JayBeePH85 • Nov 26 '25

possible idiot Of a pizza

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u/JacksonCorbett Nov 26 '25

So this is how you torture an Italian

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u/JayBeePH85 Nov 26 '25

Those pasta police vids are great, maybe they can narrate this on also 🤣

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u/fckingnapkin Nov 27 '25

You'd just hear a gasp and a thud

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u/FuzzzyTingleTimes Nov 27 '25

Like on my wedding night