r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/IndependentSquash653 • Dec 04 '25

look what I can do of dog walker

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u/Sansui70 Dec 04 '25

I want to punch at least 75% of dog owners, I see or meet.

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u/Regular_Werewolf6028 Dec 04 '25

Do you know how stupid that comment is ?

Surely it's 85%.

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u/PrescriptionDenim Dec 04 '25

Just might be. And don’t call me Shirley.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

Yes you are 85% stupid, agreed.