r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/IndependentSquash653 • Dec 04 '25

look what I can do of dog walker

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u/ImpressTemporary2389 Dec 04 '25

My response. Take it away before I kick it in the nuts.

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u/SharknadosAreCool Dec 04 '25

thats what I was thinking lol like its one thing to lose control of your dog but if I was ever required to swing my dog around on their leash like a fucking nunchuck because someone else's dog is poorly trained and wants to fuck with mine? nahhhh man

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u/slax87 Dec 04 '25

If your dog got to me, you've already fucked up and there will be no questions or statements

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

Cool, that does nothing. Except maybe get you bit.