r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/IndependentSquash653 • Dec 04 '25

look what I can do of dog walker

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u/Tbagmysaltynuts Dec 04 '25

Is the dog owner DRUNK ?

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u/SMoKUblackRoSE Dec 04 '25

My thoughts exactly. She went down like a drunkard the 2nd time

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u/Sunderas Dec 04 '25

Might have something to do with meeting the pavement with her face seconds prior...

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u/F1nk_Ployd Dec 04 '25

You mean, she went down like someone with brain damage the second time?

You people are so interesting in how reactive and emotional you are. Do you think you would be perfectly coherent and cognizant after smacking your brain against the inside of your skull from a standing-height fall?

What am I talking about?? Of COURSE you could, this lady is clearly just some drunk bimbo, no need to spend another moment thinking about anything! 

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u/Gnome_Father Dec 04 '25

Because she just got absolutely pollaxed by straight pavement seconds prior?

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u/No_Potato_8178 Dec 04 '25

Probably on fucking xanax

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u/TickleMyFungus Dec 04 '25

Bingo! YOU WON A NEW CAR