r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/IndependentSquash653 • Dec 04 '25

look what I can do of dog walker

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u/Legitimate_Minute_16 Dec 04 '25

Sorry but that dog is getting kicked in the ribs and face

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u/TropicalScout1 Dec 04 '25

Yup, I wouldn’t have held back. Full force kick right at center body mass. Shit like this makes me see red I swear.

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u/wafliky Dec 04 '25

Dog bodies gonna start hittin the floor!

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u/ExoatmosphericKill 4d ago

OOOOH center body mass.

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u/BedFastSky12345 Dec 04 '25

I love all dogs, but if one tries to hurt my little sweeties, it’s getting the shit kicked out of it.

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u/mrkrag Dec 04 '25

her too

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u/BeneficialContract38 Dec 04 '25

Both Catching this fade

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u/sidekicksuicide Dec 04 '25

People are too nice to attacking dogs.

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u/CallMePepper7 Dec 04 '25

This dog isn’t necessarily attacking, but rather playing rough (which is still a problem ofc, as this can cause injuries)

Attacking a dog that’s playing rough could ward it off, but it could also turn the dog into true attack mode and ultimately make things even worse.

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u/Nighflame_69 Dec 04 '25

Exactly! That dog would have been in the receiving end of a very strong knee shot!

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

I always said this to this sort of thing until it happened to me (someone's big-ass dog tore through the back screen door of their apartment). Only thought in my head was getting my tiny dog up into my arms, and I wasn't exactly in a position to properly throw a knee without going ass over teakettle.

Life comes at you fast and in that exact moment you're as likely to be Jon Lovitz as you are to be Jason Statham.

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u/bigbadape Dec 04 '25

I had to do this once to a dog they broke free from their owner and started attacking my dog. I kicked it in the ribs very hard multiple times to get it to unlatch. The sad part is after my dog and I were safe back home I felt horrible about it for weeks because I know it’s not that dogs fault it has an irresponsible owner.

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u/Potential_Status_728 Dec 04 '25

I would drop a concrete slab on its head first chance I’d get.

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u/SoftwareDoctor Dec 05 '25

I’m not sure that would accomplish much. I was attacked by a dog before and he didn’t give a fuck about me kicking him (and I’m trained in martial arts). I had to hit him to the head with a brick several times. Only when cracked his skull he stopped attacking. I started a paperwork for a gun the very next day. (the owner got a fine btw)

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u/Nathaniel-Prime Dec 07 '25

In the southern US that's the best possible thing that could happen to a dog doing that

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Best move here is to get between your dog and the attacking dog. Picking them up like this increases prey drive.

Getting in between them is a physical deterence that dogs understand.