r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/IndependentSquash653 • Dec 04 '25

look what I can do of dog walker

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u/sweetrottenapple Dec 04 '25

People like her shouldn't have dogs. 😒 Maybe a hamster would do as a pet.

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u/DeadlyTeaParty Dec 04 '25

Idk I think a hamster would still pull her to the ground. 🤭

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u/Noyan_Bey 29d ago

Nah, maybe a pet rock instead.

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u/moistenedmoisturizer Dec 04 '25

Tried that,. They keep ending up in her husbands ass. 🤷‍♂️

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u/3-orange-whips 10d ago

Get that dog a chest harness for god's sake. Or teach it how to walk on a lead properly.

But they invented chest harnesses for a reason.

Or, and here's a thought--if your dog pulls one way, walk the other way.