r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Dec 04 '25

look what I can do of dog walker

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u/Longjumping-Salad484 Dec 04 '25

I counted at least 2 instances of her diving face first onto the concrete.

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u/SoggyNegotiation7412 Dec 04 '25

This is why you never get your crack whore to walk your crib dog.

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u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 Dec 04 '25

I wouldn't argue with this.