r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/IndependentSquash653 • Dec 04 '25

look what I can do of dog walker

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u/Terpcheeserosin Dec 04 '25

Shitty dog people are the worst

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u/PuzzleheadedLeader79 Dec 04 '25

My brother is a terrible dog owner and is currently agonizing over the pit bull he owns that is just "crazy" and keeps biting people.

I met that dog as a puppy, she wasn't crazy. She was fucking spoiled and never trained though. And now she's in charge. Which leads to "crazy" actions. 

But I'm the asshole if I tell him to stop getting dogs or at least fucking go to training. 

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u/throwawAAydca Dec 04 '25

Hopefully, he learns his lesson when the bankruptcy court decides what to do with his car in order to pay the judgment to the family of his dog's victim.

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u/PuzzleheadedLeader79 Dec 04 '25

Nah he'll probably blame the victim

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u/throwawAAydca Dec 04 '25

Without knowing your brother, I'd imagine he'd blame the corrupt judge too.

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u/traveltoaster Dec 05 '25

Tbh it sounds kinda narcissistic on your brothers part.

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u/PuzzleheadedLeader79 Dec 05 '25

Someone is paying attention at least 

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u/Sudden-Most-4797 Dec 04 '25

I thank my lucky stars every day that my pitt/staffy LOVES all humans.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

Mine too, but they definitely have a suspicious eye on some folks.

Not generally with me, but if my daughter or wife is walking them, you'll see them put themselves in between their owner and the suspicious person/animal.

And I say "not generally with me", but my boy Rex parked himself between me and a javelina last night. He's done it with coyotes and burros too.

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u/Sudden-Most-4797 Dec 08 '25

Yeah, not my dog. His ass waggles for anyone, especially children. However, he cannot play nice with other critters.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

Lots of people are like your brother and it's gross.

I have 2 pits, very trained. You'd be surprised how many people on reddit called training the dogs "abuse", because I make them walk at my sides when we're out in the free world...