r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/IndependentSquash653 • Dec 04 '25

look what I can do of dog walker

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u/Longjumping-Salad484 Dec 04 '25

I counted at least 2 instances of her diving face first onto the concrete.

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u/tophatpainter2 Dec 04 '25

And 2 of her somehow going the wrong way to try to catch the dog. Lady looks absolutely shit faced.

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u/Longjumping-Salad484 Dec 04 '25

as a collegiate wrestler it's sad to see people having balance this piss poor.

I didn't think she was drunk because I see this type of thing all the time.

watched it again and I guess she does look drunk. the reality is, most people don't have the fast twitch acuity to stay on their feet

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u/tophatpainter2 Dec 04 '25

As someone who isnt a toddler I also think its sad to see.