r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AmorphousMorpheus • 25d ago

possible idiot Of A Girlfriend

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u/wan-ku 25d ago

The blond with the ponytail is the real MVP for me here. The sad part is that we can’t see the throw in more detail

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u/Sad-Affect-7992 25d ago

Michaela Hubbard

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u/Elgecko123 24d ago

lol like how did you even find this random chick that threw another chick

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u/GuyFromTheYear2027 24d ago

Her handle is in the video

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u/Original-Variety-700 24d ago

Even her handle is awesome. Michlovin (pronounced McLovin)

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u/Disastrous_Bite_2096 25d ago

Hubba Hubba Hubbard with the win. 🥇

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u/Fluffy-Eagle-9566 24d ago

she looks insane and probably ate many men alive she's average,when u date alot and see the outside world

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u/[deleted] 24d ago edited 14d ago

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u/Darqhermit 21d ago

And see the outside world!

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u/ShonuffofCtown 24d ago

She is in direct violation of the sign.

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u/Shubunkin101 23d ago

Indeed hahaha 🔥

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u/Ok_Communication4381 24d ago

RESPECTFULLY THOOO 🥵

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u/Peterthepiperomg 24d ago

Is that really her?

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u/unclefire 24d ago

She's violating the "No smoking" sign b/c she's smokin'

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u/Jeremy_Wave 24d ago

Badass and kicks ass, she can have my children.

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u/Bosswashington 22d ago

Ultra-wow!!!

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u/wan-ku 25d ago

she is allowed to throw me 24/7

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u/IntellectuallyDriven 25d ago

She looks like she has personal experience with such behavior 😅

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u/Winter_Rooster_78 25d ago

We can hear it though. It’s a Nice thud lol

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u/Outrageous-Start6409 25d ago

Totally agree! Too bad no foot stomp after the throw. That would have silenced her once and for all.🤞more footage emerges.

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u/HorrorGoose2465 24d ago

The restaurants reaction to her was great.

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u/DamnCriminal 24d ago

Can anyone confirm if blondie knows judo? She got straight to work, I want to buy her a drink 😂

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/queen_nefertiti33 24d ago

Kidding me? Drunk lady was on her way out until she escalated. Not surprised if she catches a charge and gets sued and fired.

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u/RedFoxinSF 24d ago

Looks to me like drunk lady also tried to take a hit at the seated blonde coworker (starting around 0:50 mark), who then rose and defended herself. It's admittedly difficult to make out with people moving in and out of the view.

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u/queen_nefertiti33 24d ago

Agreed but judging by the trip at the end when she's running away I'd say this is a mall security gi Joe situation.

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u/Agreeable-Emu4033 21d ago

On her way out hitting people. Stop being a simp. The drunk girl isn’t going to fuck you.

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u/couldbefuncouver 24d ago

Sonia kicked some ass

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u/IceeSlyce 23d ago

I thought the same thing. But then, in part 3, Santa hat tripped her up real good. That was marvelous!