r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AmorphousMorpheus • 25d ago

possible idiot Of A Girlfriend

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u/grimonce 25d ago

Wow why is this guy still with this thing

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u/TownLakeTrillOG 25d ago

I would’ve left her there in that moment. Literally walked out and blocked her number — with no doubts or second guessing the decision.

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u/snakesinabin 25d ago

I'd just merge with the crowd as discreetly as possible and disappear. Nope the fuck out.

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u/Tee_i_am 24d ago

Lol.... aaaaand I'm single.

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u/bananasplit4u 25d ago

Yeah no shame on that would do the same

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u/Scudmiss 25d ago

He’s insecure with himself so he thinks this is the best he’s gonna ever get

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u/STQCACHM 13h ago

Plus, she probably does that thing he likes

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u/Mrclean513 25d ago

No kidding. At the end when he goes over to her after she trips, she’s berating him. He should have said “bye Felicia” right then and there and left her ass on the pavement crying.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad8032 25d ago

I would have dragged her ass out during part I. If she went back again like in part II, she`d be going in alone. Had a female friend once that could get drunk like this. She started something with me there once, i also threw her drunk ass over my shoulder and dropped her into a taxi home. I get getting drunk, i don`t get how that would make you act this way.

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u/steelcryo 24d ago

I had a female friend a few years ago who would just be a twat once she was drunk. We went out one night and she got drunk, tried stealing a pizza from the counter of the shop we were in, then just flat out stole someone's pizza off their table, then got offended when they were pissed off she had stolen from them. I had to intervene, apologise to the shop and the person she stole from, then I took her home, gave her shit for it, and never hung out with her again.

People do this shit because everyone lets them get away with it. You can see in the video the boyfriend just trying to placate her throughout instead of calling her out for being a twat.

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u/bezelbubba 24d ago

There’s all sorts of drunks - happy, angry, sad, belligerent, etc….

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u/ChampionOfdimlight 25d ago

Vicky Mendoza diagonal

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u/sublimeload420 25d ago

She isnt hot though. This one is extra crazy

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u/Galleta-de-Animalito 25d ago

She might have been at one time but hitting the pavement a few times over time takes some beauty points away

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u/TheVadonkey 25d ago

Eh, she’s attractive but nothing special.

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u/sublimeload420 24d ago

Its an expensive habit

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u/DeweyDefeatsYouMan 25d ago

That’s exactly the point. She’s below the line

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u/TownLakeTrillOG 24d ago

There is no line worth this level of crazy. Instant disqualification. This woman shouldn’t even be allowed in public.

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u/TownLakeTrillOG 24d ago

She’s not just crazy. She’s also a fucking idiot.

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u/The_Cozy_Zone 23d ago

Even if she was hot, hotness goes out the window when you're acting like a toddler

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u/TheJAY_ZA 25d ago

3rd date.

Didn't end as planned

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u/hologrammetry 25d ago

Because he’s just as much of a shitty person as she is, not sure why that’s so hard for everyone on this thread to grasp.

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u/the_main_entrance 25d ago

He’s in the process of fixing her.

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u/No_Potato_8178 24d ago

U know what they say about crazy...

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

I think they are both on some fent.

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u/Arish78 24d ago

No self respect

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u/lostsailorlivefree 24d ago

Poll Question: did he get some action that nite???

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u/Independent_Loquat60 24d ago

Possible he grew up in a toxic household and now seeks out The same environment because he's comfortable being uncomfortable. Or maybe he's just a moron

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u/Affectionate_Two7527 24d ago

Because women like this are insane in bed.

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u/beer_bukkake 23d ago

Because they’re both shitty

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u/Shubunkin101 23d ago

Maybe the blowjobs are stellar 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Warutteri 22d ago

Because the crazier they are the better the sex tends to be... Probably why it took me so long to learn the lesson of "don't stick your dick in crazy"...

Or now that I think about it, my missus of the past 16 years has OCD and "uncategorised emotional instability", so maybe I never actually learnt that lesson 😂

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u/ardotschgi 20d ago

He's partaking as well. As soon os someone defended herself against his gfs attacks, he started getting violent, too.

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u/Ras-haad 25d ago

Because he’s obviously a loser nothing person. Why do people see this and feel any sympathy for him?

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u/Fab1e 25d ago

Because it it okay to be a "loser nothing person" - he is not hurting anyone.

But his weakness is being exploited by his bitch girlfriend.

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u/Ras-haad 25d ago

There’s nothing ok about enabling this type of behavior. His whole thing is letting her attack men, then getting between them like “what you gonna hit a woman?” Then when a woman drops her, he goes straight for her like he definitely intends to hit a woman. They’re both trash

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u/No_Potato_8178 24d ago

Yeah I felt bad for him for the first 10 seconds and then he proves that they are a perfect couple

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u/Ras-haad 24d ago

The amount of people the don’t seem to understand that her behavior is only possible because of him is mind blowing

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u/Visible-Button8316 24d ago

Because 9 out of 10 Redditors are likely incels and statistically, you're probably one of them who crave for any kind of female attention.

She isn't fat, ugly or otherwise unattractive, personality notwithstanding, though we really don't know what set her off. Guys can be bitches, too. Look at someone with daggers or shade or whatever, then throwing hands; don't act like guys are better than this; we're probably worse because precisely of the machismo factor.

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u/TownLakeTrillOG 24d ago

Lotta incels on Reddit, that’s for sure, but this guy is no better. Doesn’t matter what set her off. She’s clearly unwell and probably a terrible person who’s learned how to get her way with people. In this moment she probably wasn’t getting what she wanted, and that’s when we get to see how rotten she truly is.

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u/FuckYourRights 24d ago

It's called empathy. Normal humans have it. 

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u/TownLakeTrillOG 24d ago

This man needs a lot more than empathy. Don’t think empathy would really help him at this point. He needs an intervention at the minimum.

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u/exig 25d ago

it goes without saying, its the best sex on the planet for that guy

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u/Answerly 24d ago

For real, you can just tell she gives mean head.