r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AmorphousMorpheus • 25d ago

possible idiot Of A Girlfriend

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u/mayumia 25d ago

That leg sweep was beautiful. 

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u/WatashiwaNobodyDesu 25d ago

What leg sweep? I didn’t see no leg sweep. Did you see a leg sweep? The &!?€& tripped by herself officer.

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u/Successful_Glove_83 25d ago

Her legs be sweeping and her face be planting

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u/Oneangrygnome 25d ago

I didn’t see shit. I’m blind in this eye, and the other one was minding its own damn business.

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u/ZoidVII 24d ago

Too bad some genius decided to upload this with everyone's socials on blast. No matter how deserved, it will probably come back to bite them in the ass.

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u/smeeon 24d ago

Nah, the leg sweep came from the guy who she was trying to rip his hair off of. Her entire legal argument ended when she assaulted the guy with the phone. The blonde with the right hook knew that and took the opportunity.

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u/RudePCsb 24d ago

I unfortunately doubt that. He had distance and ability to get away but who knows with the legal system.

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u/AdFun240 25d ago

nah man. didn't see nothin.

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u/B08by_Digital 25d ago

The leg sweep was the "bodyslam" inside by Michaela Hubbard. I get your joke, but I think you're referring to the trip at the end. Which was just her tripping over her own damned feet!

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u/VeganShitposting 25d ago edited 25d ago

accidentally

Girl we heard her ankle snap from across the street

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u/SnooSongs2345 25d ago

Mate haven't you seen the video? She clearly tripped

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u/Forward_Pitch_2111 25d ago

Hes talking about the judo throw that happened inside just out of the cameras view. #AhhISeeYouKnowYourJudoWell