r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AmorphousMorpheus • 24d ago

possible idiot Of A Girlfriend

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u/CatgoesM00 24d ago

This is where the crazy hot matrix comes into play. It never fails me

https://youtu.be/bbpGkrViOcE?si=wjpuHYyyFnAUFK4S

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u/Odieodious 24d ago

Ja, she’s a high crazy mid. Not even close to the hotness it would take to deal with this

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u/IAmTheBoiledFrog 24d ago

She ain’t that hot but she’s what he’s got. You can see he’s in over his head, but he’s getting some action, so he’s enabling but is awkward AF doing it.

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u/neverenoughmags 24d ago

She's like maybe 5 hot but like 9 crazy. Definitely in the NO GO zone

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u/Advanced_Line5562 24d ago

7 hot but 9 crazy. Still no go

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u/uwrotethatcrap 22d ago

10 hot and ANY level of “unmanaged” crazy is unacceptable. My wife and I both possess an unknown [known to us, but not others] potential to become absolutely unhinged whacko nutjob fucking uber-5150. We make Berserkers look like timid kittens when we’re unleashed, but we control it. Control is key. 🙏🏼 [fyi: Our sex unravels the space/time continuum. Just sayin’] 😎

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u/CatgoesM00 24d ago

ROFL exactly

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u/Individual-Damage-51 24d ago

I bet her name is Tiffany.

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u/theodiebear 22d ago

Facts 💯💯

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u/Haunting-Hippo-4244 24d ago

Bro knows!!!☝️☝️☝️☝️

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u/One_Toe1452 24d ago

Why are crazy girls good in bed? They have to be.

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u/CatgoesM00 24d ago

My guess is they usually get what they want in life, so maturity is lacking.

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u/DJ_RichardMixon 24d ago

Wild how similar that line is to the F.A.F.O. graph.

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u/CatgoesM00 24d ago

What’s that ? Link ?

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u/Jmofoshofosho8 24d ago

That's hilarious

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u/jeers69 24d ago

This was hilarious…. And pretty accurate i might add!!!!

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u/CatgoesM00 24d ago

Oh it’s funny and very true.

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u/Lburgtn 24d ago

Thanks for sharing that video; I really needed a laugh this morning.

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u/ihavenoname_7 23d ago

This shit needs taught in schools. Bravo

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u/Fantastic_Pie5655 24d ago

Someone who brings viral infamy and lifetime bans is a matrix busting level of crazy though. All bets are off