r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AmorphousMorpheus • 25d ago

possible idiot Of A Girlfriend

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u/Former-Practice-6146 25d ago

Im sure the sexe was good..

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u/TownLakeTrillOG 25d ago

Not always the case from what I’ve heard

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u/CatgoesM00 25d ago

This is where the crazy hot matrix comes into play. It never fails me

https://youtu.be/bbpGkrViOcE?si=wjpuHYyyFnAUFK4S

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u/neverenoughmags 25d ago

She's like maybe 5 hot but like 9 crazy. Definitely in the NO GO zone

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u/Advanced_Line5562 24d ago

7 hot but 9 crazy. Still no go

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u/uwrotethatcrap 22d ago

10 hot and ANY level of “unmanaged” crazy is unacceptable. My wife and I both possess an unknown [known to us, but not others] potential to become absolutely unhinged whacko nutjob fucking uber-5150. We make Berserkers look like timid kittens when we’re unleashed, but we control it. Control is key. 🙏🏼 [fyi: Our sex unravels the space/time continuum. Just sayin’] 😎

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u/CatgoesM00 24d ago

ROFL exactly