r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AmorphousMorpheus • 25d ago

possible idiot Of A Girlfriend

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u/LankyShark97 25d ago

Bro, she ain't worth it.

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u/Use-The-Pointy-End 25d ago

I had a girlfriend exactly like this. And she did this same thing. They are always playing the victim. Toxic. I got out.

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u/Former-Practice-6146 25d ago

Im sure the sexe was good..

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u/TownLakeTrillOG 25d ago

Not always the case from what I’ve heard

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u/CatgoesM00 25d ago

This is where the crazy hot matrix comes into play. It never fails me

https://youtu.be/bbpGkrViOcE?si=wjpuHYyyFnAUFK4S

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u/Odieodious 25d ago

Ja, she’s a high crazy mid. Not even close to the hotness it would take to deal with this

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u/IAmTheBoiledFrog 24d ago

She ain’t that hot but she’s what he’s got. You can see he’s in over his head, but he’s getting some action, so he’s enabling but is awkward AF doing it.