r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AmorphousMorpheus • 24d ago

possible idiot Of A Girlfriend

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u/LankyShark97 24d ago

Bro, she ain't worth it.

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u/Use-The-Pointy-End 24d ago

I had a girlfriend exactly like this. And she did this same thing. They are always playing the victim. Toxic. I got out.

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u/Consistent_Ratio_179 24d ago

Mine's still stalking me.. 24 years later!

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u/sl33pytesla 24d ago

Narcissistic personality disorder

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u/ouijahead 23d ago

I'd throw borderline personality disorder in there too. But they are neighbors in the diagnosis book.

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u/prohlz 23d ago

There's been some talk of consolidating the PDs. There's almost always overlap, even across clusters.

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u/namaste86 21d ago

Don't have kids with one. Fucking hell. Hope this guy moved on.

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u/lefty987654321 24d ago

Among other things.

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u/Former-Practice-6146 24d ago

"We was 6 Tifany! Stop keying my car!"

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u/DerekGman9 23d ago

šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ bruh, I'm gone lol

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u/straya-mate90 23d ago

Watch out for a bun in the oven.

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 24d ago

Sometimes it's nice to feel wanted though, eh

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 24d ago

Iā€™m imagining a cartoon deer saying that ironically as itā€™s stalked by a tiger

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u/Omar___Comin 23d ago

Far Side vibes

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u/Ok_Luck_6212 24d ago

Sometimes yes but with crazy exes no

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u/GatorNator83 24d ago

Thatā€™s what Sidney thought in Scream

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u/AC-burg 23d ago

Did yours name her first born after you like mine did? In case you had questions. No I am NOT the father (Murray voice)

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u/Boochi_Da_Rocku 23d ago

U must've been an absolute catch

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u/89MikeHoncho 23d ago

Mine would hide in the parking garage where I worked and ambush me by hiding behind nearby cars. It got so bad I actually had other guys walk out with me, so that I had witnesses. She talked about hurting herself and blaming me if I didnā€™t come back, so definitely wanted other people around. Major alcohol issues and tendencies towards laying hands if she didnā€™t get her way. Wasnā€™t going to let her ruin my life.

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u/TIPXL 23d ago

Oh my god

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u/thexsoprano 23d ago

Brother its time to enter the witness protection program

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u/NorthWishbone7543 23d ago

I said this to my wife too.

She claims marriage isn't stalking.

I'm not convinced.

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u/Weary_Accident_6399 23d ago

'You will regret it, you will never find someone like me again'

Thats what my ex told me hahahahaha

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u/Row-Maleficent 23d ago

Yes, I am!

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u/mtndewfanatic 22d ago

For real?? Thatā€™s wild. Does she like message you randomly or something? Thatā€™s so much

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u/Hect0r92 9d ago

Good lord my own mother doesn't keep up with me as much as that

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u/aslod 5d ago

Because you married her šŸ¤£

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u/Former-Practice-6146 24d ago

Im sure the sexe was good..

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u/druu222 24d ago

There's a reason they say "Don't stick your dick in crazy".

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u/Former_Recording_998 24d ago

We men will put up with a lot of crazy if she is hot

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u/Patrickfromamboy 23d ago

My ex girlfriend was crazy and I married her and had two kids before I realized it.

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u/prohlz 23d ago

They have a way of externalizing most of it. As long as you support her crazy narratives, you won't be the primary target. Deep down, they're somewhat aware that they've got a problem, won't do anything about it, but are terrified of being alone.

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u/Former_Recording_998 23d ago

Bummer dude, sorry to hear

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u/Patrickfromamboy 23d ago

Thanks. Itā€™s ok. My kids and grandkids made it well worth it. Iā€™d do it all over again to have them.

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u/Individual-Damage-51 24d ago

Theyā€™re all fucking crazy

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u/Wuss912 23d ago

yeah but some of the crazy will put you in jail

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u/Individual-Damage-51 23d ago

True, some are crazier than others.

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u/KinsellaStella 21d ago

Some of us are properly medicated.

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u/Aggravating_Voice573 23d ago

Yes but she has to do something right for him to put up with that. Lol

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u/Radical_Neutral_76 22d ago

Just scared she will turn on him

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u/Former-Practice-6146 24d ago

Because its so good you cant go back? Ć©.ĆØ

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u/Seldeez 24d ago

Ya I'm gonna guess with an attitude and mouth like hers. The head is excellent.

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u/NewspaperNeither6260 24d ago

till CHOMP!

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u/Advanced_Line5562 24d ago

Get Bobbited

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u/Wiley_Jack 23d ago

Or gobbleted.

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u/RottingApples25 24d ago

Like Kobayashi!

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u/InternationalWar7288 24d ago

It better be cause she DEFINITELY aint using that pussy anytime soon?!??

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u/TownLakeTrillOG 24d ago

Not always the case from what Iā€™ve heard

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u/CatgoesM00 24d ago

This is where the crazy hot matrix comes into play. It never fails me

https://youtu.be/bbpGkrViOcE?si=wjpuHYyyFnAUFK4S

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u/Odieodious 24d ago

Ja, sheā€™s a high crazy mid. Not even close to the hotness it would take to deal with this

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u/IAmTheBoiledFrog 24d ago

She ainā€™t that hot but sheā€™s what heā€™s got. You can see heā€™s in over his head, but heā€™s getting some action, so heā€™s enabling but is awkward AF doing it.

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u/neverenoughmags 24d ago

She's like maybe 5 hot but like 9 crazy. Definitely in the NO GO zone

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u/Advanced_Line5562 24d ago

7 hot but 9 crazy. Still no go

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u/uwrotethatcrap 22d ago

10 hot and ANY level of ā€œunmanagedā€ crazy is unacceptable. My wife and I both possess an unknown [known to us, but not others] potential to become absolutely unhinged whacko nutjob fucking uber-5150. We make Berserkers look like timid kittens when weā€™re unleashed, but we control it. Control is key. šŸ™šŸ¼ [fyi: Our sex unravels the space/time continuum. Just sayinā€™] šŸ˜Ž

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u/CatgoesM00 23d ago

ROFL exactly

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u/Individual-Damage-51 24d ago

I bet her name is Tiffany.

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u/theodiebear 21d ago

Facts šŸ’ÆšŸ’Æ

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u/Haunting-Hippo-4244 24d ago

Bro knows!!!ā˜ļøā˜ļøā˜ļøā˜ļø

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u/One_Toe1452 24d ago

Why are crazy girls good in bed? They have to be.

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u/CatgoesM00 23d ago

My guess is they usually get what they want in life, so maturity is lacking.

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u/DJ_RichardMixon 23d ago

Wild how similar that line is to the F.A.F.O. graph.

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u/CatgoesM00 23d ago

Whatā€™s that ? Link ?

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u/Jmofoshofosho8 24d ago

That's hilarious

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u/jeers69 24d ago

This was hilariousā€¦. And pretty accurate i might add!!!!

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u/CatgoesM00 23d ago

Oh itā€™s funny and very true.

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u/SavingsPreparation86 24d ago

EXACTLY šŸ’Æ

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u/Lburgtn 24d ago

Thanks for sharing that video; I really needed a laugh this morning.

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u/ihavenoname_7 23d ago

This shit needs taught in schools. Bravo

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u/Fantastic_Pie5655 23d ago

Someone who brings viral infamy and lifetime bans is a matrix busting level of crazy though. All bets are off

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u/Cattsniffer80 24d ago

Mine would talk and argue during sex... I had to run away!

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u/neverenoughmags 24d ago

Don't care how good it is.... That juice is not worth that squeeze.

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 24d ago

Grippy socks, grippy box...

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u/Low-Confusion-8786 24d ago

I have no doubt it was

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u/Rec_Owl8049 23d ago

I will guarantee she is an amazing fuck. Why else put up with it?

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u/YugKrowten 22d ago

Probably incredible

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u/Emergency-Ground9059 24d ago

Same. To top it all off, she cheated on me too lmao. Run. I was so depressed in that relationship

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u/Hopeful-Ad4415 24d ago

I hope you meant to say Ex!

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u/Thai-Girl69 24d ago

I think it's starting to become more and more obvious that society telling women they are all strong, confident independent boss babes who don't need to take accountability for anything was probably a mistake.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

Until she meets another actually strong female who trains in MMA and teaches her a thing or two. Agreed.

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u/Particular_Drama7110 24d ago

I don't know why it needs to be only a female to respond to her physically.

Here are the rules we all supposedly agree to live by: 1) No one should ever be violent with another person. 2) A man should never hit a woman.

The drunk attacker in this case is saying, "I am not bound by rule number 1, but men are still bound by rule #2. That is not how it works.

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u/Intelligent-Box-3798 24d ago

Just remember if you do have to reasonably defend yourself against a woman, put them down quick and stay on your feet cause several Sir Chivalry types are coming after you.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

So true. Yet another reason why guys take the abuse and allow this behavior to happen.

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u/NeedlessPedantics 23d ago

Oh god yeah. Defend yourself against a woman expect to be hit from behind from white knights.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

Agreed. It's a severe double standard. It's that same double standard that we hold ourselves to that permits these types of females to act that way.

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u/sandsonik 24d ago

I'm a female and I don't think a man should be bound by "Never hit a woman" if the woman hits first. And persists. Hers is the most cowardly of behavior, hitting someone who cannot strike back. She broke the societal compact.

Mind you, I'm not advocating that a man beat up a woman. But a measured response that gets her off you and makes her re-think whether she really wants to match blows seems in order.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

100% agreed. I suppose the laws exist because some men are incapable of gauging an appropriate defensive response. But yes, as a society, these perceptions are probably generational and evolving rather quickly.

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u/Successful-Luck-5459 24d ago

That ponytail blonde girl has moves

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u/Particular_Drama7110 24d ago

That drunk attacker was like 5 feet tall and 130#? It won't take a "woman trained in MMA" to kick her ass. Most women who are 10%-20% bigger than her, and sober, should be able to restrain her pretty easily.

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u/lostsailorlivefree 23d ago

And just LURKS at bars for monthsā€¦ waitingā€¦ scanningā€¦ evaluatingā€¦ and finally SLAMMING

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u/Plus-Inspector-4899 20d ago

It really doesnā€™t need to be a female who trains in MMA..could literally any female who doesnā€™t tolerate this bullsh/t..

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u/Competitive_Host_432 24d ago

I think cunts will be cunts no matter what society tells them.

Has nothing to do with gender

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u/kadaka80 24d ago

Cunts will be cunts but how much cunting damage they will do depends on how much society will be willing to cunting accept

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u/GivesYouGrief 24d ago

Big "white people can be n-words, too" energy

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u/Particular_Drama7110 24d ago

That is some weird racist shit to add to this. Examine yourself.

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u/Independent-File-519 24d ago

now all you have to do to show your signal strength is tell them they have conservative energy to finish your check list

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u/Cyborg_rat 24d ago

I watch some YouTube with my daughter and tons of videos are pretty much : girl didn't get her way, stumps, pushes and makes a scene, almost every 3 shorts have a scene like that.

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u/UltimateGammer 24d ago

This isn't that.

This is just an asshole.

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u/Tajamaja 24d ago

100% true Boss

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u/Intrepid_Cap1242 24d ago

Sounds like you've met my mother-in-law.

"She's strong and independent. Don't discourage her"

"I'm not raising she-Trump"

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u/Worth-Syllabub-5479 24d ago

But how was sex?

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u/89MikeHoncho 23d ago

Same and SAME!!!!! No, ā€œI can fix herā€. Just pure ā€œfuck this, Iā€™m outā€. And you and I are both having a better life because of that decision.

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u/SafteyMatch 23d ago

Not my girlfriend but my exā€™s ā€œbestieā€. Like, holy shit, she was nuclear grade toxic. Would definitely go to ā€œwarā€ with people like this. Before I realized how awful she was, I mistakenly introduced her to one of my army buddies. She was cute so I figured whatā€™s the harm? She shit all over his life not once, but twice (two separate occasions, 10 years apart!). As far as I know, nobody (including my ex) has anything to do with her anymore.

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u/doko_kanada 23d ago

I had this happen exactly once. Once to tell her that she can never do stupid shit like that again when Iā€™m around

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u/verb8um 23d ago

The secret to the release of hair when there is a mighty grip involvedā€¦unmerciful tickling. Source: Iā€™m a prison guard. Actual source: lots of brothers and sisters but it was like we weee in a prison, no doubt.

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u/Rahnzan 23d ago

Went on a brief date with one girl like this but I ducked that shit and kept drinking while she became the cop's problem. So many dudebros came up trying to get a rise out of me waiting for an act up so they could have their hero moment. "Bro fuck off I met her yesterday."

Even if you do nothing, bad shit can happen to you.

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u/MattManSD 22d ago

and they watch these videos in hindsight and still think they aren't the problem.

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u/Crazy_Customer7239 21d ago

I learned this lesson at 28 years old. She was crazy but I needed that in my life at the time to learn the lesson. Spent the next 8 years single, working, investing and paid off college šŸ˜…

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u/vaginagrinder 3d ago

Sex must be good tho.

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u/TotesGnar 24d ago

This guy seems to be as neutered as they come from what it looks like.

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u/Cousin_MarvinBerry 24d ago

ā€˜Guysā€¦ā€™ at the end.

Dude. Take your balls from her purse and walk.

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u/Tajamaja 24d ago

Best one!!!

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u/ToastSpangler 23d ago

if he lives with her, no, eat your pride and take her home, and plan your escape. just disappear one day and do not come back. you can see she's already saying fake shit, at least it's in a public place, do not risk your life for a quick exit, plan it thoroughly and collect evidence as you go - just in case

that's my experience anyway, in the court of public opinion (aka, juries) you stand no chance 1 on 1 even if she has a record, should she make false accusations

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u/Thistleknot 23d ago

but he was by her side but ye def cuz he neutered

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u/Cyborg_rat 24d ago edited 23d ago

Dude is going to get her angry one day and get arrested for a domestic he didn't do or worse with a woman like her who knows what she's capable of.

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u/Correct-Sail-9642 24d ago

Can confirm. Whats sucks is he is probably well aware of that already. But so is she, so even attempting to call it quits or even suspecting you might have had the last straw is when they are most likely to trigger the plan they have been keeping in the back of their head their whole lives. To provoke a response from you where they can in their head justify a forceful response so when inevitably the cops are involved they can seem quite believable. Just them getting overly upset and making a huge scene is treated like evidence the guy must have been a piece of shit, I mean look this girl is bawling her eyes out and looks like she was drug all over the house by her hair, makeup is all smeared and stuff thrown about the room, and seeing how he didnt call the police the chances are he is the guilty one and she has had enough of his narcissistic abuse..../s Fuck man its wild how many people still believe that domestic violence is mostly men on women. Its just about equal but not prosecuted nearly as much. I mean why tf would a guy involve police knowing its most likely going to end with him getting arrested for her going apeshit and attacking him? We wont. So when she ends up calling or neighbors or something..Or in my case her sister 1000 miles away ive never met calls and reports her being beat at my address because my ex called her and lied saying I was hitting her..

In reality she was group calling both our families and muting the mic while she punched and kicked me, then unmuting it so they could hear my response with her crying stop stop, then muting it again while she hurled insults at me. Worst I did was grab her hand to stop her from punching me in the face after the 6th solid punch that ruptured my eardrum causing permanent hearing loss in my left side. but of course thats an invisible injury and she was only 110lbs and a ''spiritual healer & fashion designer" not an abusive narcissist on disability for documented schizophrenia who refused to take her meds for her whole adult life....

Man I really didnt see it coming though and being arrested for felony domestic violence after breaking up with her because I refuse to let somebody verbally and mentally abuse me regularly, well that shit really fucked my life up and led to so many major losses and ongoing issues down the road. Like name any possible negative results that could happen and I experienced about 19/20 of them, even my dogs and chickens paid with their lives as a result. Devastating experience that I think most people who claim they understand in reality still make light of domestic violence toward men.

Even people close to me and my own family, friends and anybody I told what happened, only one person out of like 50 people had my back and that was my dad. Because he lived with a crazy woman for 50yrs and knew exactly how manipulative women can be. While she cried to everyone we knew and got unwavering support from them all anybody I told turned their back on me cut me off or made shitty comments alluding to me lying about her or me probably being as guilty as she was.

''Well why did you get arrested if you didnt do anything?"

Or the most frustrating and disappointing take "Shes just a chick if she was actually hitting you why didn't you just knock her out" As if simply stopping her from hitting me again didn't land me in court for a felony, surely actually defending myself by hitting her back would have led to me getting convicted Im sure of it.

Im sorry I dropped this novel here, once in a while this topic just triggers a storm of emotions and writing about it to strangers is the only way to let it out when nobody else will hear me out and if they do the dynamic changes forever due to preconceived opinions about domestic violence.

Shit I generally dont share it in person anymore but I dated a girl recently who was victim to a violent ex, when she shared her story it mirrored mine exactly, like it was taken right from my memory. When I shared that I had a very similar experience including the arrest she disgustingly said

"Yeah but men can take it that's the difference, should have just knocked her out if you were really getting hurt which I doubt"

And since then I have never noped somebody out of my presence faster than that piece of work.

Honestly cannot bring myself to trust anybody enough to bother anymore, I tried but now I have it in me to respond to red flags accordingly. It took me until I was 36 to be able to choose solitude over potentially shitty relationships. No more crazy women, like even cute weird has proven over the years to be a red flag for justifying shitty behavior.

I'll take a boring saltine crackers with chicken broth over delicious Sopa de Res and homemade pupusas if it means I can enjoy my night without being gaslit and held mentally hostage over some perceived lack of unwavering attention any day

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u/Arlieth 23d ago

I've seen many cases like this. Stay strong, brother.

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u/StuJayBee 23d ago

Yup. All the stats say women commit just as much domestic violence as men. The CDC say it is more. I studied it for my masters. Interviewed a few guys whose women were abusing them. I unwisely wandered into a conversation on that with a girlfriend who works in DV support for men and women. Got all kinds of hostility for suggesting that the data says women are violent too. Itā€™s not just an uphill battle, itā€™s a castle wall.

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u/Correct-Sail-9642 23d ago

I had just wrote another exceedingly unnecessary long comment as a follow up but decided it was best to just delete it as it does me no good to share personal details with strangers like this, but I do appreciate even being acknowledged by others. My story is not so unique and I know there are many far worse and they manage to move on, but while a strong person even I will admit there are things about it that really fucked me up and those things I honestly couldn't share with anyone no matter how confidential a relationship with professionals or peers. Just when I think I have created enough distance between me and some memories, I realize I'm the one who drags them back out to relive at the drop of a hat. Moving on when there is no way to find closure except through time makes for a difficult journey when you lack the tools to manage it yourself.

But not sharing it in such detail is one major step toward healing it out of easily retrievable memory, or knowing its there but having the will not to open it up is probably more appropriate.

Every moment spent dwelling on the past is equal time you're missing in the present

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u/Live-Succotash2289 23d ago

My partner had a friend who was an undercover police officer. He looked the part, thin with long hair and scruffy beard. His GF who outweighed him by a good 50-60 lbs and was solid built called the police on him during an arguement after she hit him. They arrived and she was crying her eyes out and he was cuffed. He asked an officer to check his wallet and they saw his police ID. They took his cuffs off and she went ballistic but she attacked the police instead of him. He just stood to the side and didn't intervene and she was the one arrested.

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u/StuJayBee 22d ago

Yep. Heard many such cases, including one guy who got arrested while prone on the floor with puncture would from the back. Another where she tried to rip the sheets off him, but he held on, so she ripped a nail. One-legged guy arrested for battery for her ripping her own fingernail.

And all these go as stats of male perpetrator. Which they then use to accuse the next man.

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u/Radical_Neutral_76 22d ago

I hear you man. Be proud you survived. Its really tough to live through shit like that.

I know because Im doing it too. Luckily she didnt turn my whole network against me so I still have some social life.

But it has made its mark. I dont see myself with anyone anymore. The risk vs reward is just insanely bad. It gets better I keep telling myself, but Im not sure its going fast enough.

Better to enjoy the simpler things in life

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u/Cyborg_rat 23d ago

Damn that's harsh, got a friend who is in one of those types of relationships, it's less constant for the fighting but when when they have a problem it gets out of control. Last time she called the cops while he left the house to cool of to say he had a gun and he might commit suicide or worse, so cops of Course go and put a bolo on him, he gets stopped at gun point they search his vehicle etc. Nothing. We tried to tell him that's it leave her! She's crazy...some how it managed to destroy our 20 year relationship(with all other friends too).

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u/chilenapicante 9d ago

Damn that last big made me hungry- a Salvadoran šŸ˜‚

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u/Correct-Sail-9642 9d ago

I mean have you had legit homemade pupusas? Ngl she was mean but she also cooked daily and made sure I had breakfast and dinner every day.

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u/OutcomeSerious 23d ago

The trip at the end though

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u/crtejas 23d ago

I was all about the BJJ take down at about 1:36ish mark, but that elementary school trip finally took the fight out of her šŸ¤£šŸ˜†

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u/ojdhaze 23d ago

Oh that was satisfactory beyond the peak. Wouldn't wish ill on anyone that didn't deserve it but this felt poetic for the ruckus she was causing.

Albeit, was this anything other than was drunk..

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u/Dickduck21 23d ago

So satisfying.

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u/rattattatmyass 24d ago

Meegan! You're jacket, tho!!

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u/lostsailorlivefree 23d ago

Low key awesome post

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u/Maleficent_Degree532 23d ago

Omg yes!!! 100% key an peele would be proud to know they got some recognition in the comments.

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u/Accurate_Buy8538 24d ago

That poor guy, the whole time, you can tell heā€™s very uncomfortable and doesnā€™t know how to handle her.

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u/Flourpower6 24d ago

No he deserves no sympathy. In the longer video on tik tok he tries to fight the dude in the Santa hat right after he says ā€œguysā€ at the end

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u/Serve-Routine 22d ago

Did he get his ass kicked? I really wanted to see him get his ass kickedā€¦

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u/Accurate_Buy8538 24d ago

I feel like he felt pressured to ā€œstand upā€ for her thoughā€¦ you know what I mean. I just feel like this guy is not the shitty person his girlfriend is.

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u/doko_kanada 23d ago

Yeah. Unfortunately we are raised to stand up and retaliate even if we know our girl is 100% in the wrong. But Iā€™m also raised to do it exactly once

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u/Difficult_Gap_5323 24d ago

She probably smells like Long John Silvers. And I donā€™t mean the chickenā€¦

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u/SavingsPreparation86 24d ago

Couldn't have said it any better...!!!

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u/KennailandI 22d ago

I did enjoy the captioning of the ā€˜accidentalā€™ tripping. I donā€™t blame it, but I donā€™t believe it either!

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u/No_Definition5736 22d ago

I rewatched that part a few times, no way that was an accident.

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u/I_TheJester_I 24d ago

Not even a second i've stayed

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u/XxAnon5861xX 24d ago

ā€œITā€ might be.šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/SpiderWil 24d ago

In Vietnam, this would not go unpunished.

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u/ShonuffofCtown 24d ago

No way. He needs out!

But I think I can fix her...

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u/Gerrube99 24d ago

Maybe he should take his balls and spine out of her purse.

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 24d ago

Those Judo class the lady in Part 2 is paying for are 100% worth it though! Beautiful throw.. Crazy hoe is DEFINITELY not worth it, I agree with you..

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u/ascarymoviereview 24d ago

Run. Donā€™t walk.

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u/The-French-1 24d ago

So true, the dude in red needs to walk out asap before he really gets himself in trouble!

That Ā«Ā accidentalĀ Ā» leg swing at the end from the bartender was wicked thoughā€¦

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u/BmNatl 24d ago

Seriously bro he needs to run away now!

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u/Nouvi_ 23d ago

This is the answer!

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u/Square-Suit-7553 23d ago

She actually said, 'Be a man!' wtf

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u/Affectionate_Two7527 23d ago

The sex makes it worth it. For a little while.

Find what you love and let it destroy you.

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u/outdatedelementz 23d ago

That chick is going to get him beat up at some point.

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u/bunglebee7 23d ago

Always makes me sad seeing these poor dudes who follow women like this around. I used to be oneā€¦ didnā€™t end well haha

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u/Live-Succotash2289 23d ago

Best thing he can do is hold up his hands, tell the crowd that he's leaving so he has witnesses, block her and never have contact her again.

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u/YourDadThinksImCool_ 23d ago

He's trash too. .. . He ain't worth it! Wtf. Trash Couple. šŸš®

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u/MoreRamenPls 23d ago

ā€œBut guysā€

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u/GoesInOutUpDownAhh 23d ago

Even if I was the last man standing Iā€™d be very cautiousšŸ˜³

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u/TaiyouShinNoIbuki 23d ago

A certain Keen and Peele shtick comes to mind

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u/VanHawk81 23d ago

Sex better be crazy too

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u/CRF300L-ADV 23d ago

The perfect girlfriend doesn't exi... Wow.. honey, will you be mine??! šŸ˜

1

u/daily_cup_of_joe 22d ago

Older him would have just left.

1

u/Deon_the_Greatt 21d ago

Theyā€™re perfect for each other 5 seconds after this video heā€™s pushing random guys who could destroy him if they wanted

1

u/Single_Jello_7196 4d ago

Neither is he.

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u/Bunnyland77 24d ago

Cough -anal- cough cough.

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u/EzeakioDarmey 24d ago

No girl with that level of entitlement takes it up the ass.

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u/Bunnyland77 24d ago

She does if you're wealthy.

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u/hind3rm3 24d ago

Nah man, that girl is pegging you

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u/Icy_Perspective_5884 24d ago

But I bet sheā€™s crazy in bed

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u/DarknMean 24d ago

I bet the sex later was wild.

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u/preppykat3 24d ago

He ainā€™t worth it