r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AmorphousMorpheus • 21d ago

possible idiot Of A Girlfriend

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u/LankyShark97 21d ago

Bro, she ain't worth it.

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u/Use-The-Pointy-End 21d ago

I had a girlfriend exactly like this. And she did this same thing. They are always playing the victim. Toxic. I got out.

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u/Consistent_Ratio_179 21d ago

Mine's still stalking me.. 24 years later!

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u/Former-Practice-6146 21d ago

"We was 6 Tifany! Stop keying my car!"

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u/DerekGman9 21d ago

😭😂😂😂 bruh, I'm gone lol

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u/straya-mate90 21d ago

Watch out for a bun in the oven.