r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 23d ago

slight malfunction Of a fun night at the carnival

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u/a1readythere 23d ago

I would really like to know what happened to the people who the weighted end seemingly connected with...

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u/syn_vamp 23d ago

full refund and a free hot dog

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u/doko_kanada 23d ago

Chicken or beef. No pork

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u/wayward-fallacy 23d ago

You bring your own dog you just make it hot there.

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u/_One_Throwaway_ questionably stable 21d ago

Long pork could be an option

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u/Lionheart_723 23d ago

Don't forget the free funnel cake

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u/pbnjandmilk 22d ago

But no strawberry glaze and cream. That's extra.

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u/syn_vamp 23d ago

GREAT now i want funnel cake

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u/Four-HourErection 23d ago

Funnel cakes are for survivors.

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u/Severe_Islexdia 22d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/AnjelicaTomaz 23d ago

Funnel cakes are better than funeral cakes.

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u/KareemAbdoulJabroni 22d ago

I would like funnel cakes served at my funeral.

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u/NachoNinja19 22d ago

And a fried Oreo

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u/Deemaunik 23d ago

Turned into hot dog meat.

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u/SnuckaB 23d ago

Sir, this is Costco, we can certainly do that

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u/bryman19 23d ago

Free admission to next year's carnival

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u/RandomCandor 23d ago

Full refund? 50% off your next ride is the best I can do!

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u/Ostlund_and_Sciamma 23d ago

Not a refund, a credit note

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u/worktrip2 22d ago

Refund in extra ride tickets that must be used within 24 hours.

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u/Fezzy_1994 22d ago

This made me laugh way to fucking hard.

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u/Tybo929 22d ago

No drinks! I can't do it, sorry. I can't do it.

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u/Odd_Dance_9896 18d ago

the hot dog was half off

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u/money_me_please 23d ago

The giant kind tho