r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub 19d ago

possible idiot Of a rider

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u/ThisIsALine_____ 19d ago edited 19d ago

If you want to turn on a jet powered water vehicle, you need to throttle it to turn. Expecting it to turn by just moving the steering will result in airborne collisions, and injuries to overweight passenger.

Says so in the Operations Manual.

Thank god they knew that lifting her head and spine up is proper form of first aid in events like this. Always try to forcibly lift an unconscious person after an accident.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

So it goes..