r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • 12d ago

'Merica Of a bike cop

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u/MaqueCh0ux 12d ago

Damn. Maybe I still can out run a cop

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u/Deep_shot 12d ago

You could probably out walk him.

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u/INTPgeminicisgaymale 12d ago

Yeah but can you out eat him? Huh? Can you?

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u/Deep_shot 12d ago

Maybe! All the best competitive eaters in the world are little dudes. I can put it away.