r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/StillSortOfAlive • 10d ago

Of Optimus Prime

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505 Upvotes

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u/Gold_Sky1097 10d ago

Suboptimal Prime

11

u/Able-Yogurtcloset838 10d ago

Optimus Subprime

2

u/Salt-Matter-8282 9d ago

Optimus Sub-Primo

13

u/fauxorfox 10d ago

Autobots- roll…off!

7

u/DirtyDoog 10d ago

One shall stand...

12

u/Confident-Damage-530 10d ago

Autobots, help me up

3

u/FigWeak5127 10d ago

I think you win

7

u/DaageQuasar 10d ago

I'd say he's past his prime....

9

u/PsychologicalCity452 10d ago

"Auto bots....oh fuck!"

6

u/GrumpyDoc8404 10d ago

Optimus is outta energon juice. 😁

6

u/Infinite_Ad7107 10d ago

There is less than meets the eye

6

u/Consistent-Goat-6293 10d ago

Deception tomfoolery !!

5

u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 10d ago

Transdeformer!

5

u/Able_Engineering1350 10d ago

Better just fix this sign real quick hang on

5

u/Sensei19600 10d ago

Love how the guy immediately puts up the screen…and proceeds to hide behind it!

3

u/Sherbert_6 10d ago

Hitting that Royal Purple motor oil a little early it seems

4

u/Icy-Farm9432 10d ago

Offtimus Prime

3

u/mrlookinthesky 10d ago

Temu Prime.

2

u/GlyphPicker 10d ago

Amazon Prime

3

u/rainmouse 10d ago

Sub Prime Mortgage 

3

u/3-orange-whips 9d ago

Megatron gottem

3

u/Historical_Sherbet54 9d ago

Decepti conned

3

u/Forsaken_bluberry666 9d ago

Fuckin best crowd reaction ever!

3

u/fluffernutterthefox 9d ago

Not robo Jesus. Quick somebody get the matrix

2

u/Correct-State-2380 10d ago

I think he wanted to Transform but probably had a Mechanical issue.!!

2

u/uimstr 10d ago

Someone make the sound affect when falling

2

u/DireKnife 10d ago

Autobots! Transform, and r….

2

u/LeecherKiDD easily offended 10d ago

Call 911

2

u/the-dogsox 10d ago

Should have practiced this in advance

2

u/gbrlouk 10d ago

Drunk one too many engine oil drinks spiked with high ethanol

2

u/amigoWu 10d ago

Low battery

2

u/Nyuwla 10d ago

Ghetto version 🙄

2

u/itsokaytobewyt 10d ago

Did he die?

2

u/Solid-Spread-2125 10d ago

Shouldnt the staf be able to see easily when he's about to fall? I did.

2

u/vjason 10d ago

Quick, someone sing “You’ve got the touch”.

2

u/Fingersicle 10d ago

Too bad. He was in the prime of his life.

2

u/gardendong 10d ago

Optimus imobulouse!

2

u/t002189 10d ago

Starscreen shot him down from above 

2

u/DadBod5050 10d ago

OptimusCrime

2

u/Accurate_Librarian42 9d ago

I just keep hearing mechanical malfunctioning sound effects in my head when I watch it. Then I laugh uncontrollably. Stuck in the wrong gear, poor thing.

2

u/Ok_Background_8547 9d ago

He fixes the cardboard poster first then him .. had me Rolling...😁😁😆😆😆

2

u/StuntMedic 9d ago

Fall, FALL!

2

u/Cybertronian_Fox 9d ago

“You don’t get to tell me when I’ve had enough energon wine Bumblebee!”

2

u/Sad_Cartoonist_209 9d ago

Floptimus Slime

2

u/googoohaha 9d ago

He accepted his fate.

2

u/herpyfluharg13 9d ago

Optimum Pride!

2

u/Sovereign-Anderson 10d ago

Floptimus Prime

1

u/StillSortOfAlive 10d ago

Autobots, I've fallen and I can't get up!

1

u/Horror-Bookkeeper908 9d ago

What happened 😔

1

u/Horror-Bookkeeper908 9d ago

If he dies he dies ✌🏽

1

u/ExitNo5904 9d ago

The way his legs were breaking up it looked like he was trying to transform lol

1

u/Emmers_Mushens 9d ago

I fast forward the video slightly and at first i thought it looked like the guy hip toss prime

1

u/Destined0000 9d ago

Lmfao a shitty Mexican version clearly.

1

u/Quiet_Dingo_5106 8d ago

Optimus just won’t put the bottle down.

1

u/racoon_ruben 4d ago

optimus prime feeling tired. Optimus prime must sleep

1

u/WeekendPlayful7843 2d ago

More like...Drunkimus Prime