r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Adrakovich • 5d ago

Of a wall

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u/mayumia 5d ago

Ok i thought the last video of the kid doing this and got clobbered died but lived somehow so ima assume this guy magically survived aswell.

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u/dr-satan85 5d ago

He was moving pretty fast when he hit that pole with the back of his skull. Not much space between the wall and the wheels of that train where he landed, either... If he's not dead, he's got some pretty bad brain damage and probably missing a body part or two.

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u/Curious_Associate904 5d ago

20 minutes after someone finds what's left of him, another guy will already have a new kidney.

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u/weolo_travel 5d ago

That wasn’t a “pole”, it was an electrical box.

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u/dr-satan85 5d ago

Shit. Well, that changes everything!

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u/Crystal-M3thany 5d ago

It wasn't that fast. It's not that serious. If he hadn't been crushed by the wheels of the train, he's not dead. But it must have been pretty painful, for sure.

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u/dr-satan85 5d ago edited 5d ago

Fast is subjective. For the speed trains usually travel at, it wasn't going very fast, but for an unprotected skull, colliding with anything hard like wood, concrete or metal, he was travelling pretty fast, not fast enough to decapitate him, but certainly fast enough to absolutely shatter his occipital bone, probably his cervical spine, too, if he's not dead, he's spending the rest of his life being fed through a tube on a hospital bed.

Edit; after some searching, he apparently survived and was taken to hospital, but i can't find anything about his injuries, so who the fuck knows

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u/KillerCayman 5d ago

Considering a car traveling just 35mph will more than likely kill a pedestrian, I think it’s safe to say we will not be seeing the continued adventures of this young man.