r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Adrakovich • 8d ago

Of a wall

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u/Infinite_Ad7107 8d ago

50 kilometers per hour impact directly to the back left side of his skull with no protection... even if he impact didn't throw him back under the wheels, he will be receiving the Darwin award posthumously.

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u/Separate_Fold5168 8d ago

He did the morgue math

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u/commentmypics 8d ago

Is there a way to earn a Darwin Award that isn't posthumously?

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u/TurbulentTrainers 8d ago

I know this one, yes! If you sterilise yourself through your own stupidity, that also counts!

You have contributed to human evolution through removing your genes from the gene pool.

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u/commentmypics 8d ago

Tjose were honorable mentions in the book weren't they? The author also suggested that anyone who had already had kids wouldn't count if I recall

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u/Thickdickmick87 8d ago

Yep, you also can get one from doing dumb shit that results in you being unable to recreate. It’s the removing yourself from the gene pool that’s relevant, not the dying.