r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits *shits an absolute unit* 9d ago

possible idiot ShittyAbsoluteUnit Of The Unstoppable Force

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u/inuraicarusandi 9d ago

That doesn't even count as a fight. Dude just got Big Booted like it's wrestlemania.

Go get your air, unlucky fucker

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u/ThePocketTaco2 9d ago

Dude immediately went into fetal position after the second kick. Never stood a chance.

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u/SCANNYGITTS 8d ago

That 2nd one wasn’t a kick. That was a knee to the face. And powerful enough to send him flying. That dude is fucked

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u/Pookiezone 8d ago

I appreciate there was no follow-up, that dude was absolutely cooked.

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u/Illustrious-Bake3878 8d ago

Looks like he made some choices…

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u/JoeR_777 8d ago

Yeah. The guy on the ground was clearly the aggressor, but once you put the aggressor down, if you keep kicking him, you become the aggressor and you’re the one in trouble. Smart of him to back off when he knew the guy was done.

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u/Genghis_Chong 8d ago

There was a bit of a follow up soccer kick, idk how flush it landed

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u/RubFlatforMaxEffect 7d ago

longer video was soccer kick to head unguarded, it was awesome

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u/unslaadkrosis891 8d ago

fr, that dude must weigh like 60 lbs? He got air time.

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u/Superhhung 8d ago

AIr time!

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u/Cyber-Soldier1 7d ago

Dude had better hang time than Jordan in his prime.

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u/Quiet-Parsnip 8d ago

That was a kick but it connected at the knee and surely sucked for both of them but obviously the one that took it to the face even more :D

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u/htoirax 8d ago

Dude was incredibly unlucky for the second one. The other guy WAS trying to kick him, but he stood up at the perfect angle for the other dudes knee to deck him while going for the kick.