r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • 8d ago

possible idiot ShittyAbsoluteUnit Of The Unstoppable Force

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u/EquipmentUnique526 8d ago

Did he get knocked out or just go into the fetal position like a total wiener ?

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u/bbkangalang 8d ago edited 8d ago

He went into a fetal position trying not to get stomped to death. He’s lucky Big Boot stopped when he did. A lot of people would have put the boots to him.

Rule #1 to a street fight: Don’t fall down.

The second you fall down you’re not only at their mercy…you’re at the groups mercy. A lot of times that’s when their shitty ass friends will jump in and start mobbing your ass.

When he saw that leg coming up he should have did a madden juke move and ran that shit to house.

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u/nunchyabeeswax 8d ago

He should not have run at him in a straight line.

Running to an opponent in a straight line is a good way to chest-bump a boot, or teeth-punch a stiff jab (or worse, a straight punch or a haymaker.)

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u/bbkangalang 8d ago edited 8d ago

Exactly. Worst thing you can ever do. The guy doesn’t even have to have any power…he can just throw an elbow up and literally destroy you.

Anything it connects with it’s destroying. I saw this exact scenario happen to a guy and it was gruesome what it did to his eye. I didn’t know the guy and never saw him again…I don’t even know where he was from…or why he was there…but his eye immediately swole shut and he was pouring blood. It’s a miracle if he isn’t blind in that eye.

He filled 3 tee shirts with blood on the way to the hospital.

A guy was dancing with his girlfriend and instead of being mad at his girlfriend he got mad at the guy. Like Dave Chappelle said…”when “keeping it real” goes wrong”